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Published July 20, 2011 1.8m views Immortal More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Starring Kat Graham and Kali Hawk
Featuring: Anthony "HP" Ennis, Justin Brantley, Johnny Reyes, Les Bacon, Stevie J, Umi, Snake, Myra McWethy, Sunshine Lee, Theodore Mark Martinez, Jordan Jones, Jalen Greenberg, Alfredo Ortega, Lorne Russell, Zach Tyler, Bennie Wilson, Sebastien Charmant, Tyler Lindsey, Freddie DeGrate, Aminifeo, Arthur Johnson, Angela Devette, Chuck Lines, Dahiana Bilbao, Elle Tea, Nicholas Scott, Jim Goldner, Jon Mishner, Lindsay Fishkin, Omar Apanco Salgado, Mawie Talion, Alex Vergara. Amy Mittman, Melvin Weiss, Rachelle Berger, Sasha Boggs, Nicole Serrat, Joe Bergren, Paul Walling, Gary Hoffman, Myles Cranford, Seema Gersten, Alexander Arzu, Lydon Sequoia, Valerie Paradise-Lant
Director: James Davis & Rachel Goldenberg
Exec Producer: Anna Wenger
Producer: Rachel Goldenberg & James Davis
Associate Producer: Antonia Loverso
DP: Mike Manasewitsch
Editor: Liam White
Prod Coordinator: Liam White
Production Designer: Ellie del Campo
Art Director: Candy Lopez
Assistant Camera: Zach Zdziebko
Gaffer: Mike Karnell, Brenan Campbell
Key Grip: Craig Pentak
Hair/Makeup: Carleigh Herbert
Wardrobe Designer: Stevie Sterman
PA: Becca Scheuer, Becca Proske, Will Chilcoat
"Black and Jewish" Song
Written by: James Davis & David Cohen
Original Concept by Cottrell Guidry
Performed by: Kat Graham & Kali Hawk
Yiddish Language Consultant - Kali Hawk
Produced and Mixed by: Marco Godoy and RumbaVision Entertainment
Special Thanks: Jason Ingram & Jon Gino
20,109 Funny Votes
3,921 Die Votes
1,840,281 Views
Published July 20, 2011

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(boing)

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(whispers)
Exclusive

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(rap music)

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Woman: Yeah, uh-huh.

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You know what it is.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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Yeah, uh-huh.

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You know what it is.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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Woo!

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Yeah, uh-huh. You know what it is.

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My nose and ass. They're both big.

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Yeah, uh-huh. Swimming fucking hater.

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Sipping OE at my passover seder.

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Looking for my parents.

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When you see me you know everything.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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I put it down.

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Got a star of David on my chain.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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Uh-huh.

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Black dad, Jewish mom.

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Eat gefilte fish.

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My point down.

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Soon as I hit the shoe I go so hard.

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I'm Rosa Shawna. I go so far.

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Get my hair did.

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Reading the Tora.

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I'm thugged out.

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I scare my enemies with the minora.

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And I got the pedal to the metal.

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Sitting in my mini-van coming
straight up off the shadow.

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Hear my grandma talk,

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but there's nothing you can tell her.

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We on the way to meet up
with our Jewish Don Misella.

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She try to set me up,

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but I'm breaking hearts.

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At least they're circumcised.

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It's a good start.

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Yeah, uh-huh.

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You know what it is.

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My nose and ass, they're both big.

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I use hot sauce on my lutzen bagels.

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We on the corner shooting dreidels.

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Rapping for my parents,

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when you see me you know everything.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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You shut it down.

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Have my pockets for the KFC.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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Got a call from my Rabbi.

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This just in.

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There's a great deal on kosher chicken.

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Wearing big glasses,

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but I'm sheek though.

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My bat mitzveh was cracking all week, hoe.

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I'm sipping [unintelligible]

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and I'm keeping jobless.

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Every Hanukkah I do that with the lockers.

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No paper planes,

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but I'm taking flight.

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I got a free trip to Israel. Birth right!

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Yeah, uh-huh. You know what it is.

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My nose and ass, they're both big.

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I'm popping bottles.

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Look lying bitch.

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Don't spend no money,

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but you know I'm rich.

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Looking for my parents.

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When you see me you know everything.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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Pouring out a little
manischewitz for the homies.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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I put up doing what I'm supposed to do,

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but it's hard when there's good
barbecue sitting close to you.

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My mini-van looks approachable.

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Super cheap, but we roll deep.

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You wanna mess with a chick

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whose spins dreidels, bake holen,

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get fly, save dollars, that's that.

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Jewish rap.

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I made me some chicken stew

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cuz my folk has said,

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"If you need you a lawyer
I'll get you a deal."

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(doorbell)

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Yeah, uh-huh. You know what it is.

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My nose and ass, they're both big.

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Yeah, uh-huh.

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Screaming fucking hater.

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Sipping hennessy in my passover seder.

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Looking for my parents.

100

When you see me you know everything.

101

Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

103

I put it down,

104

got a star of David in my grill.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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Yeah, uh-huh. You know what it is.

108

My nose and ass, they're both big.

109

I use hot sauce on my lutsen bagels.

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We on the corner shooting dreidel.

111

Looking for my parents

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when you see me you know everything.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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You shut it down

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have my body's for that KFC.

117

Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

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Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.

119

(piano playing)

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Shalom to your mother.

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