Starring: Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey, Eva Mendes Featuring: Allan Mcleod, AJ Culp and Ellie Culp Created by: Derek Waters Directed by: Jeremy Konner and Derek Waters Edited by: Jeremy Konner Produced by: Betsy Koch and Matt Mazany Executive Producer: Derek Waters, Jeremy Konner & Mike Farah Director of Photography: Ryan McNeely 1st AD: Jesse Fleece 1st AC: Alyssa Soetebier Production Designer: Rachel Robb Kondrath Wardrobe Stylist: Janicza Bravo Make Up/Hair: Carla Farra and Timon Neiditch Key Grip: Casey Slade Gaffer: Andrew Davis Playback: Steve Pallow Stills: Robyn Von Swank 2nd AC: Jacqueline Stahl Best Boy Electric: Andrew Behrens Electric: Jason Wittenburg Electric Driver: Paul Heikens Best Boy Grip: Jason McCann Grip Driver: Hector Villareal 2nd AD: Jeff Cobb Art Director: Nick Nakahara Set Decorator: Rachel Gold Set Dresser: Jason Arnot Sound Design: Brian Lane Costumer: Noel Hennessy Behind the Scenes Camera: Zach Zdziebko Behind the Scenes Sound: Brent McClain DIT: Stan Paik Drunk History theme & Xmas Parade Song: Eban Schletter Music: Pat Bishop Animation: Brad Clapper VFX: Dustin Bowser PA: Andrew Grissom, Caitlin Smith, Michael Chad Hyman, Kyle Mizono, Will Reese 2nd Unit (Narration video) DP - Brad Schulz Producer - Betsy Koch, Anna Wenger and Michelle Fox Sound - Ryan Kaiser Behind the scenes - Liam White Behind the scenes sound - Seth Craven Set Medic - Michael Nerone DIT - Pat Bishop PA's - Leigh Alan, Kyle Mizono Special Thanks to: Justin Roiland, Steve Berg, Mark Gagliardi, Leslie Culp, Emily Farnham, Deborah Tarica, Jackie Johnson
Allan McLeod: Hello. Today we're gonna talk about 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. All the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there. The children were hung, oh, fu**! I sound like a God damn...
Director: You sound great.
Allan: Okay. I'm sorry, guys.
Director: Next quote.
Allan: Guys, I'm sorry.
Allan: And mamma in her ker- mm, mm, mm. And mamma in her kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. I sprang from my bed. Fu**. Now, this is bad. This is real bad.
Director: Stop saying that. You're doing great.
Allan: Okay. Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw open sash. And what to my wondering eyes should appear? A sleigh full of deer and a, uh, a sleigh full of reindeer. Fu**. I f-, I'm sorry, man, like...
Director: No, you're doing great.
Allan: Can I like, go back or wherever?
Director: No, you got it.
Allan: With a little old driver so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, and he whistled and shouted and called them by name. "On Dancer, on Prancer, on uh, Shower and Blintzen. On, uh, maybe, uh, I, they may have, I may have already named all the guys. I'm sorry, man. I'm not trying to fu** it up, man.
Director: You're doing very good.
Allan: I'm trying to like, do the
Directors: You're doing good, you are doing it.
Allan: To the top of the portal, to the top of the wall, on Dashaway, dash away, dash away all. And then with a twinkling I heard with a hoof, the prancing and prowling of each little hoof. His eyes, how they twinkled. His cheeks were like jelly. His bowl full of, uh, jelly. I'm so God damn drunk.
Allan: Derek, I drank since two thirty today. [laughs]
Director: I know, let's just try reading it.
Allan: He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work. And filled all the stockings then turned with a jerk. And laying his finger aside his nose, and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.
Allan: And I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
Director: That was close.
Allan: I fu**ed it all up!
Director: No, you didn't!
Allan: Guys! God damn it!
Director: You didn't fu** anything up, what are you talking about? You did the whole thing.