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A very special Drunk History Christmas.
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Ryan Gosling
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Jim Carrey
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Eva Mendes
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Derekwaters
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JeremyKonner
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Drunk History
- Web Series
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Funny Or Die
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Allan McLeod
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Ryan McNeely
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mattmazany
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Additional Credits:
Starring: Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey, Eva Mendes
Featuring: Allan Mcleod, AJ Culp and Ellie Culp
Created by: Derek Waters
Directed by: Jeremy Konner and Derek Waters
Edited by: Jeremy Konner
Produced by: Betsy Koch and Matt Mazany
Executive Producer: Derek Waters, Jeremy Konner & Mike Farah
Director of Photography: Ryan McNeely
1st AD: Jesse Fleece
1st AC: Alyssa Soetebier
Production Designer: Rachel Robb Kondrath
Wardrobe Stylist: Janicza Bravo
Make Up/Hair: Carla Farra and Timon Neiditch
Key Grip: Casey Slade
Gaffer: Andrew Davis
Playback: Steve Pallow
Stills: Robyn Von Swank
2nd AC: Jacqueline Stahl
Best Boy Electric: Andrew Behrens
Electric: Jason Wittenburg
Electric Driver: Paul Heikens
Best Boy Grip: Jason McCann
Grip Driver: Hector Villareal
2nd AD: Jeff Cobb
Art Director: Nick Nakahara
Set Decorator: Rachel Gold
Set Dresser: Jason Arnot
Sound Design: Brian Lane
Costumer: Noel Hennessy
Behind the Scenes Camera: Zach Zdziebko
Behind the Scenes Sound: Brent McClain
DIT: Stan Paik
Drunk History theme & Xmas Parade Song: Eban Schletter
Music: Pat Bishop
Animation: Brad Clapper
VFX: Dustin Bowser
PA: Andrew Grissom, Caitlin Smith, Michael Chad Hyman, Kyle Mizono, Will Reese
2nd Unit (Narration video)
DP - Brad Schulz
Producer - Betsy Koch, Anna Wenger and Michelle Fox
Sound - Ryan Kaiser
Behind the scenes - Liam White
Behind the scenes sound - Seth Craven
Set Medic - Michael Nerone
DIT - Pat Bishop
PA's - Leigh Alan, Kyle Mizono
Special Thanks to: Justin Roiland, Steve Berg, Mark Gagliardi, Leslie Culp, Emily Farnham, Deborah Tarica, Jackie Johnson
Starring: Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey, Eva Mendes
Featuring: Allan Mcleod, AJ Culp and Ellie Culp
Created by: Derek Waters
Directed by: Jeremy Konner and Derek Waters
Edited by: Jeremy Konner
Produced by: Betsy Koch and Matt Mazany
Executive Producer: Derek Waters, Jeremy Konner & Mike Farah
Director of Photography: Ryan McNeely
1st AD: Jesse Fleece
1st AC: Alyssa Soetebier
Production Designer: Rachel Robb Kondrath
Wardrobe Stylist: Janicza Bravo
Make Up/Hair: Carla Farra and Timon Neiditch
Key Grip: Casey Slade
Gaffer: Andrew Davis
Playback: Steve Pallow
Stills: Robyn Von Swank
2nd AC: Jacqueline Stahl
Best Boy Electric: Andrew Behrens
Electric: Jason Wittenburg
Electric Driver: Paul Heikens
Best Boy Grip: Jason McCann
Grip Driver: Hector Villareal
2nd AD: Jeff Cobb
Art Director: Nick Nakahara
Set Decorator: Rachel Gold
Set Dresser: Jason Arnot
Sound Design: Brian Lane
Costumer: Noel Hennessy
Behind the Scenes Camera: Zach Zdziebko
Behind the Scenes Sound: Brent McClain
DIT: Stan Paik
Drunk History theme & Xmas Parade Song: Eban Schletter
Music: Pat Bishop
Animation: Brad Clapper
VFX: Dustin Bowser
PA: Andrew Grissom, Caitlin Smith, Michael Chad Hyman, Kyle Mizono, Will Reese
2nd Unit (Narration video)
DP - Brad Schulz
Producer - Betsy Koch, Anna Wenger and Michelle Fox
Sound - Ryan Kaiser
Behind the scenes - Liam White
Behind the scenes sound - Seth Craven
Set Medic - Michael Nerone
DIT - Pat Bishop
PA's - Leigh Alan, Kyle Mizono
Special Thanks to: Justin Roiland, Steve Berg, Mark Gagliardi, Leslie Culp, Emily Farnham, Deborah Tarica, Jackie Johnson
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Published December 19, 2011
[music playing]
Allan McLeod: Hello. Today we're gonna talk about 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. All the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there. The children were hung, oh, fu**! I sound like a God damn...
Director: You sound great.
Allan: Okay. I'm sorry, guys.
Director: Next quote.
Allan: Guys, I'm sorry.
[music playing]
Allan: And mamma in her ker- mm, mm, mm. And mamma in her kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. I sprang from my bed. Fu**. Now, this is bad. This is real bad.
Director: Stop saying that. You're doing great.
[music playing]
Allan: Okay. Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw open sash. And what to my wondering eyes should appear? A sleigh full of deer and a, uh, a sleigh full of reindeer. Fu**. I f-, I'm sorry, man, like...
Director: No, you're doing great.
Allan: Can I like, go back or wherever?
Director: No, you got it.
Allan: Okay.
[music playing]
Allan: With a little old driver so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, and he whistled and shouted and called them by name. "On Dancer, on Prancer, on uh, Shower and Blintzen. On, uh, maybe, uh, I, they may have, I may have already named all the guys. I'm sorry, man. I'm not trying to fu** it up, man.
Director: You're doing very good.
Allan: I'm trying to like, do the
Directors: You're doing good, you are doing it.
Allan: God!
[music playing]
Allan: To the top of the portal, to the top of the wall, on Dashaway, dash away, dash away all. And then with a twinkling I heard with a hoof, the prancing and prowling of each little hoof. His eyes, how they twinkled. His cheeks were like jelly. His bowl full of, uh, jelly. I'm so God damn drunk.
Director: Yeah.
Allan: Derek, I drank since two thirty today. [laughs]
Director: I know, let's just try reading it.
Allan: He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work. And filled all the stockings then turned with a jerk. And laying his finger aside his nose, and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.
[crunching noises]
[music playing]
Allan: And I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
Director: That was close.
Allan: I fu**ed it all up!
Director: No, you didn't!
Allan: Guys! God damn it!
Director: You didn't fu** anything up, what are you talking about? You did the whole thing.
Allan: Guys, God damn it, I fu**ed it all
Director: Do you realize that you're drunk?
[music playing]
Allan McLeod: Hello. Today we're gonna talk about 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. All the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there. The children were hung, oh, fu**! I sound like a God damn...
Director: You sound great.
Allan: Okay. I'm sorry, guys.
Director: Next quote.
Allan: Guys, I'm sorry.
[music playing]
Allan: And mamma in her ker- mm, mm, mm. And mamma in her kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. I sprang from my bed. Fu**. Now, this is bad. This is real bad.
Director: Stop saying that. You're doing great.
[music playing]
Allan: Okay. Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw open sash. And what to my wondering eyes should appear? A sleigh full of deer and a, uh, a sleigh full of reindeer. Fu**. I f-, I'm sorry, man, like...
Director: No, you're doing great.
Allan: Can I like, go back or wherever?
Director: No, you got it.
Allan: Okay.
[music playing]
Allan: With a little old driver so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, and he whistled and shouted and called them by name. "On Dancer, on Prancer, on uh, Shower and Blintzen. On, uh, maybe, uh, I, they may have, I may have already named all the guys. I'm sorry, man. I'm not trying to fu** it up, man.
Director: You're doing very good.
Allan: I'm trying to like, do the
Directors: You're doing good, you are doing it.
Allan: God!
[music playing]
Allan: To the top of the portal, to the top of the wall, on Dashaway, dash away, dash away all. And then with a twinkling I heard with a hoof, the prancing and prowling of each little hoof. His eyes, how they twinkled. His cheeks were like jelly. His bowl full of, uh, jelly. I'm so God damn drunk.
Director: Yeah.
Allan: Derek, I drank since two thirty today. [laughs]
Director: I know, let's just try reading it.
Allan: He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work. And filled all the stockings then turned with a jerk. And laying his finger aside his nose, and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.
[crunching noises]
[music playing]
Allan: And I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
Director: That was close.
Allan: I fu**ed it all up!
Director: No, you didn't!
Allan: Guys! God damn it!
Director: You didn't fu** anything up, what are you talking about? You did the whole thing.
Allan: Guys, God damn it, I fu**ed it all
Director: Do you realize that you're drunk?
[music playing]
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