Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes

Actor

Ryan Gosling

Actor

Jim Carrey

Actor

Eva Mendes

Creator/Director/Exec. Prod.

Derekwaters

Director/Editor/Exec. Prod.

JeremyKonner

Web Series

Drunk History

Executive Producer

Funny Or Die

Actor

Allan McLeod

Cinematographer

Ryan McNeely

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[music playing]

Allan McLeod: Hello. Today we're gonna talk about 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. All the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there. The children were hung, oh, fu**! I sound like a God damn...

Director: You sound great.

Allan: Okay. I'm sorry, guys.

Director: Next quote.

Allan: Guys, I'm sorry.

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Allan: And mamma in her ker- mm, mm, mm. And mamma in her kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. I sprang from my bed. Fu**. Now, this is bad. This is real bad.

Director: Stop saying that. You're doing great.

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Allan: Okay. Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw open sash. And what to my wondering eyes should appear? A sleigh full of deer and a, uh, a sleigh full of reindeer. Fu**. I f-, I'm sorry, man, like...

Director: No, you're doing great.

Allan: Can I like, go back or wherever?

Director: No, you got it.

Allan: Okay.

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Allan: With a little old driver so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, and he whistled and shouted and called them by name. "On Dancer, on Prancer, on uh, Shower and Blintzen. On, uh, maybe, uh, I, they may have, I may have already named all the guys. I'm sorry, man. I'm not trying to fu** it up, man.

Director: You're doing very good.

Allan: I'm trying to like, do the

Directors: You're doing good, you are doing it.

Allan: God!

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Allan: To the top of the portal, to the top of the wall, on Dashaway, dash away, dash away all. And then with a twinkling I heard with a hoof, the prancing and prowling of each little hoof. His eyes, how they twinkled. His cheeks were like jelly. His bowl full of, uh, jelly. I'm so God damn drunk.

Director: Yeah.

Allan: Derek, I drank since two thirty today. [laughs]

Director: I know, let's just try reading it.

Allan: He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work. And filled all the stockings then turned with a jerk. And laying his finger aside his nose, and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.

[crunching noises]

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Allan: And I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

Director: That was close.

Allan: I fu**ed it all up!

Director: No, you didn't!

Allan: Guys! God damn it!

Director: You didn't fu** anything up, what are you talking about? You did the whole thing.

Allan: Guys, God damn it, I fu**ed it all

Director: Do you realize that you're drunk?

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