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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Not Safe For Work Sketch Parody

Keywords: Andie Bolt Harrison Brown budget cops guns badges handcuffs warrant tazer speeding Jonathan Smith upright citizes brigade ucb

Credits: Starring Andie Bolt, Harrison Brown, Benjamin Siemon, and Brittany Ludwig. Written and directed by Jonathan Smith.

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mikeSI

mikeSI

I cant afford NOT to give you a Funny vote!

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jellybean139

half a cuff lol

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theretributioners

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I love the budget cops!!!!

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soundsean

soundsean

it seems only extremes post comments. It was neither hilarious nor did it suck. It was moderately funny in places.

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rbtheincredible

rbtheincredible

funny

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dmcg88

dmcg88

It’s like Rainbow Six. Except this time, the game is for real.

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DylanLov

DylanLov

talk to city hall!!!!! This was very funny.

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7patman7

7patman7

funny, and very good.

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kbcarlin

kbcarlin

Too Funny!! Who sells 1/2 a cuff?? Very good! :)

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Phillip Wilburn

That’s just a blank piece of paper!! Awesome.

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