How Your P*ssy Works
Brian McKnight's video for If Ur Ready to Learn (How Your P*ssy Works) is here and it's just as amazing as you expected it to be.
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Actor/Music/Lyrics
Brian McKnight
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Actor
Tess Kartel
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Director/Editor
Nick Wiger
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Director/Editor
Andy Maxwell
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Actor
Marshall Givens
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Executive Producer
Funny Or Die
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Rebecca Zamolo
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Producer
rachelgoldenberg
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Producer
Alex Richanbach
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Series
FODfm
Additional Credits:
Starring - Brian McKnight & Tess Kartel
Featuring - Dolores Quintana, Marshall Givens, Rebecca Zamolo, Ashley Herman, Miranda Mayo, Sabrina Dichne
Music & Lyrics - Brian McKnight
Director/Editors - Nick Wiger, Andy Maxwell
Producers - Rachel Goldenberg, Alex Richanbach
DP - Gabriel Patay
Production Design - Kyle Smith
Wardrobe - Amber Hamzeh
Production Coordinator - Becca Scheuer
PAs - Luis Sanchez, Kevin Campbell
Gaffer - Brandon Wilson, Oliver Alling
Electric - Travis Witkowski
AC - Brian Sowell
Art Assistant - Jess Greske, Chelsey Boyle
Hair and Makeup - Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Starring - Brian McKnight & Tess Kartel
Featuring - Dolores Quintana, Marshall Givens, Rebecca Zamolo, Ashley Herman, Miranda Mayo, Sabrina Dichne
Music & Lyrics - Brian McKnight
Director/Editors - Nick Wiger, Andy Maxwell
Producers - Rachel Goldenberg, Alex Richanbach
DP - Gabriel Patay
Production Design - Kyle Smith
Wardrobe - Amber Hamzeh
Production Coordinator - Becca Scheuer
PAs - Luis Sanchez, Kevin Campbell
Gaffer - Brandon Wilson, Oliver Alling
Electric - Travis Witkowski
AC - Brian Sowell
Art Assistant - Jess Greske, Chelsey Boyle
Hair and Makeup - Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Added about 1 year ago
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Brian McKnight's video for If Ur Ready to Learn (How Your P*ssy Works) is here and it's just as amazing as you expected it to be.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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<v Brian McKnight> Mm. Mm. Oh.
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<v Brian McKnight> Every time you're giving it up, you leave so unsatisfied. Pointing the finger, the feelings that linger leave you asking questions why.
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<v Brian McKnight> They talk a really good game, but they don't know what a tongue is for. They wine you and dine you, you let 'em inside you, it leaves you wanting more.
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<v Brian McKnight> I did my post-grad in sociology, so what I tell you might seem strange. The things you don't know about your physiology, you don't have to be ashamed.
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<v Brian McKnight> Let me show you how your p*ssy works. Since you didn't bring it to me first. I have lots of things to show you, if you're ready to learn.
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Let me show you how your p*ssy works. Bet you didn't know that it could squirt. I have lots of things to show you, if you're ready to learn. Oh.
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<v Brian McKnight> You gotta let him know that it's not going down. If he's not all about you, and gets off without you, you don't need his a*s around.
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<v Brian McKnight> I'm gonna be your new best friend. For those times when you're by yourself. I'm great in the shower, I'm battery powered, you can do it by yourself.
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<v Brian McKnight> I got my post-grad in sociology, so what I tell you might seem strange. And you don't know about your physiology, you don't have to be ashamed.
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<v Brian McKnight> Let me show you how your p*ssy works. Since you didn't bring it to me first. I got lots of things to show you, if you're ready to learn.
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<v Brian McKnight> Let me show you how that pussy works. I bet you didn't know that it could squirt. I have lots of things to show you, if you're ready to learn.
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<v Brian McKnight> Have you ever said Oh God, I came more than twice!? Now that would be insane. We'd only just begun, the best will come. It will come!
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<v Brian McKnight> Let me show you how your pussy works. Since you didn't bring it to me first. I have lots of things to show you, if you're ready to learn.
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<v Brian McKnight> Let me show you how your pussy works. Bet you didn't know that it could squirt. I have lots of things to show you, if you're ready to learn.
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<v Brian McKnight> Let me show you how your pussy works. Since you didn't bring it to me first. I have lots of things to show you, if you're ready to learn.
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<v Brian McKnight> Let me show you how your pussy works. Bet ya didn't know that it could squirt. I have lots of things to show you, if you're ready to learn.
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<v Brian McKnight> How was that? We got it!
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- WOW!!!! I like Brian as a singer but this takes the CAKE for me he's so off my list!!!!!!!!
- this shyt is funny as hell
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- first song on every date i go on now.
- get ya panties out of a wad...that was funny...i almost died lol @the hand puppet...lol
- people, its an exclusive Funny or Die skit. relax!
- OMG Brian!!!!This video is funny
- lol Brian... How in the world did you make the transition from a beautiful well written song like "Back at One" to a song called "How Your Pussy Works".. I still appreciate and love your work, but I think it's safe to say that we admire vinatge Brian Mcknight! :)
- This is Hilarious. Sick chords though
- Brian McKnight gotta chill out.
- LMFAO
- This is classic funny. The women here complaining probably really can't squirt either.....poor things. hahaha
- This is the greatest thing I have seen all week! Now if we can get Taylor Swift to remix...
- Let's just enjoy the music...
- OMG IS THIS 4 REAL??? WOW. HE NEEDS TO JUST GIVE UP UR TIME IS DONE LET US JUST LOVE U FOR THE OLD SONGS!!!!
- amazing.
- This guy is so talented, it's crazy. The track itself is so hot I didn't even find time to find humor in the video.
- Holy shit, guys.
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