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Hells yeah yall knows when the leevs fall an all its time to sellbrate the real sport pasttime, not no fuckin borin ass baseball, that aint reely a sport anyway if yew cant get kilt in it. Its football time an as yew can tell, I kinely excited far it! PS. Fuck u Steeelers, I hope yew have stillborn babees, far yew rapiss quarterback!!!
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Not just any old 'hey.'
It's a 'Heyyyyulls, yeah!'
It is game time!
It is football season y'all
and your gurl Lo couldn't be none no happier.
Well goddamn. Anyways-
It's tailgatin' time!
Now, if you only got five minutes of tailgatin' time left,
and you ain't drunk enough,
here is what you do...
This is fun.
Kill them fuckers!
Fuck them up sideways! Eh-!
Well fuck you!
I will come down there
and I will crush your baby's scull
and shove it up my ass
and shit it back out!
How'd you like that?
Stupid mother fucker!
Bringin' a baby down to a football game.
Ignorant mother fuckers...
I'm just practicin' my cheerleadin'.
Y'all don't pay me no mind.
Tailgatin' parties y'all is some kick-ass parties,
and they really about the only thing I ever remembe
cause usually I black out during the game,
and end up in the backseat of somebody's ca
on the fifty yard line with my titty out.
Shit like that.
People takin' pictures with they cell phones.
I think they's some on Google...
YouTubes or somethin' like that-
Anyway, that's embarrassin'
I don't wanna talk about that no more.
I mean, you know, that's why people tell me that
that makes me slutty.
But you know what?
I got this theory that says I'm only about
half as slutty as people thinks I am,
cause I don't think that date rapes
should count as gettin' laid.
I don't neither.
We just about didn't even have no football this yea
cause them whiny, privileged,
smart-ass, whiny players think they all got to have
another four hundred thousand million dollars a week.
I was like, y'all got to go out there
and play a four hour game
and I can't even make $10 more on my videos
cause most of my drankin' buddies is Republicans.
Fuck clickin' that LIKE button!
Just gimme some goddamn money!
I mean damn y'all,
football's already got more money
than the government's got
if we taxed y'all more than we wouldn't never
had to let the queers get married!
So yeah, that's on you!
No offense my faggot buddies out there.
It's just that some of them queer haters
done give me $100 to be they spokesperson and-
I guess you should have sent me some more money!
I mean these players is allowed to fuck anyone they want.
Even them big old fatty players,
as long as they can reach around
and find they little cockstump.
If your quarterback has got a thing for
a transvestite midget China gal,
then they'll Fed-Ex him one.
If your tight end wanna fuck
a Jewish nun with a wooden leg,
and one arm and a hairlip and a glass eye
then the NFL Nazis,
they gonna make it happen!
Y'all pull that shit again,
and we gonna stop watchin' you.
We gonna start watchin' somethin' like soccer,
which is what I call
'Football For Pussy-Bitches.'
Quit your bellyachin' about how
'Oooh, I'm injured. I can't play.'
And get out there and kill them-
Who we playin' this week?
Just go out there and kill anybody.
It's the American way!
And I think it's basically the whole idea
behind the Bush Doctrine.
So...Rah, Rah, Shish, Boom, Bah!
Whoever it is that we rootin' for!
Unless you a fuckin' Steeler fan.
If you a Steeler fan,
you can suck my big black cock.
And that's How I Seize It.
Suck it, Steelers!