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The first sketch from NYC based P.Ride, Flyer Guy begins the story of ultimate loser Hank Donaldson. In this episode, Hank meets an extremely successful old friend while handing out sex shop flyers on a street corner. As with most encounters in Hank's life, humiliation ensues. « less
HANK is handing out flyers for a porno shop on 8th Avenue.
Everyone ignores him as they walk by.
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His sales pitch is rote and dispassionate.
One of the passing throng slows and stops, looking at Hank.
He is well dressed.
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Hank hands a flyer to the well dressed man, STEVE.
Hank? Hank Donaldson?
Hey man...how you doing?
Oh, I’m...I’m great, man! I’m
It’s been, what, like six years, o
something like that, right?
Yeah, man, yeah. About six years.
Since just after college. Hey, I
love your show, man.
Oh, thank you! Thanks a lot, we’ve
been really lucky with it. They
just picked us up for another year.
Yeah, I tell everyone I know about
you, man! I’m like, I hung out with
that guy all through high school
and college, and now he hosts his
own ESPN show! How cool is that?
It’s pretty cool, man.
They can’t even believe it. Really,
they’re like, no way, man. And hey,
they were showing some video clips
of you golfing with Peyton Manning
and Charles Barkley the other day!
What was that like?
It was great! I mean, of course it
was! They’re both terrific guys.
Smart, funny, Peyton’ll cheat the
ball spot if you don’t watch him,
though. So, what’re you up to, man?
You’re looking at it! I mean, not
really, I got some other stuff
going on. I’m always looking fo
that angle, you know. I just
applied to work at Barnes and
Noble, and they said I was supe
qualified, or even maybe
overqualified, so that’s looking
good. I’ll probably be managing it
in about six months or so.
Yeah...that’s great. You’d be good
at that. So, uhm, how’s Janet doing?
I gotta tell you, you and Janet,
all through college, man, I’ve
never seen two people more in love.
I always wished I had that kind of
love in my life, man. How many kids
Janet and her new husband just had
twins. They live in North Carolina.
They’re doing pretty good, I think.
I mean, he’s a pediatrician, and I
think pediatricians probably make
pretty good money.
Yeah, funny story, actually. She
was screwing him for the last ten
months or our relationship.
Wow, that’s...pretty bad.
Yeah, I hope she gets a lot of face
cancer. All of them, really, even
Mary and Miles. That’s thei
fucking names! Hey, what’s the name
of that model you’re dating?
Doutzen, yeah, it’s a Dutch name.
I’ve never actually heard someone
pronounce it, I’ve just seen it in
Like in the Sports Illustrated
swimsuit issue. And some stuff on
the web. Sometimes, I’m just struck
by the fact that you’re the one
giving it to her every night.
Yeah, well. Not every night. We’re
Right. Cause of the TV show and
Yeah. Fuck you.
All right, nice talk. Take care of
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