Space Spring Break #4
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Published March 16, 2014

(sounds of the beach)
(cheering)
(CROWD): TONY, TONY, TONY...
(SHAVES): CAPTAIN, YOU NEED TO
COME UP TO THE BRIDGE.
(big sigh)
DUDE.
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
SHAVER, IT LITERALLY SEEMS LIKE
YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL MY VIBE
ON PURPOSE. I WAS CRUSHING IT
DOWN THERE IN THE PARTY PROJECTOR.
- CAPTAIN--
- NO, I'M TALKING TO THE POINT
TO WHERE I DIDN'T THINK I WAS
GOING TO HAVE TO USE THE
SEXITHISER, OKAY.
I'M NOT LIKE YOU DUDE.
I CAN'T J-O TO SHAPES AND COLORS.
HELLO.
WOAH, WHAT IS GOING ON OVER HERE?
WELL, PARTY BOT, AND I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO TAKE
ALL THE SPACE COCAINE OUT OF THE
LASER GUN BARREL SO THAT WE COULD
USE THEM TO KILL SOMEONE.
OR THING.
WE ARE IN SPACE.
PARTY, PARTY.
GOOD CALL.
GOOD CALL.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO
THOUGH, IS TAKE THIS COKE,
AND MOVE IT INTO ONE
OF THE EMPTY ROOMS,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, TAKE A
COUPLE OF BAGGIES, AND SET THEM OFF
TO THE SIDE.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, UM, FOR RESEARCH.
- RESEARCH. TOTALLY.
- YEAH.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
THAT IS MY PERSONAL POOP TABLE,
JUST SO YOU KNOW.
EWAH!
I TAKE STEAMY DUMPS THERE.
CAPTAIN.
CAPTAIN.
WHAT?
I JUST RECEIVED A DISTRESS
SIGNAL FROM A NEARBY PLANET.
- (VOICE): SOS, IF ANYBODY CAN
HEAR ME, I'M A SPACE LONG HAUL
TRUCKER IN NEED OF IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE.
I'VE CRASH LANDED MY RIG ON
AN UKNOWN DESERT PLANET.
- IT COULD BE A 100 YEARS
OLD, PLUS IT'S A TRUCKER.
WHO CARES.
- (VOICE): MY SHIP IS CARRYING
SPACE CIGARETTES,
SPACE BEER,
AND 200 CASES OF COLONEL
FISHBONE RUM SPECIAL RESERVE.
- ALRIGHT LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT.
(SHAVES): OKIE-DOKE.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSE
TO TAKE US TO SPACE CANCUN.
WE ARE. WE ARE. WE'RE GOING, BUT
SHAVER'S RIGHT. I THINK THIS
GUY COULD REALLY BE IN TROUBLE.
I AGREE.
HE MAY EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET THERE.
I FEEL LIKE THAT PROSPECT ALONE
MAKES THIS RESCUE MISSION
WORTH WILD.
YEAH, TOTALLY. TOTALLY.
PARTY.
DID HE SAY WHAT KIND
OF SPACE CIGARETTES?

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