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Debating Tina Fey - New Sarah Palin Sketch!
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"Piracy PSA" with Christopher Mintz-... (0:57)
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Rob Riggle's character gets too excited while talkin...
Bush Can't Answer a Question (1:52)
A legitimate question is posed to the president and he can't answer it.
The Not So Presidential Debate REMIX (1:24)
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FOD WIRE: Wed, Oct 08, 2008
Hugh Hefner has new 19-year-old twin girlfriends. No shit. It is not
that hard to find hot girls who will take a million dollars in exchange for
popping...
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"Still a virgin at 35, Johnny figured this was the only way he could stick it in cider."
"Ironically just before Betty slammed into the farmer and his wagon full of apples she was putting on makeup, talking on the cell phone and eating a salad."
- Gengene
"What you don't see: An old donkey with a big harness attached to the car and a bearded Amish guy nudging it along."
- Gengene
"The next time you pray for something like a bumper crop of apples be sure to do it OUTSIDE of the car."
- rizzie
"You should see the fruit drivin""
- WILLIBOY
"Red apples think they are so special...why are they getting all the fresh air and on top??"
"This picture was taken from the police dashboard of the cop who finally stopped Johnny Appleseed's reign of ecological terror."
"Hmmm, looks like the class suck-up is off to the teacher's convention again."
- rizzie
"I guess it's true what they say, one bad apple does ruin the bunch... and talks the rest into grand theft auto."
- spacer
"MY OTHER CAR IS A LEMON."
- melvinz
"Still a virgin at 35, Johnny figured this was the only way he could stick it in cider."
