Day 9: Le River Rouge

Description: Today was a bad day. Not "pop quiz" bad. Or "stepped in dog poo" bad. Or "lost a digit in shop class" bad. Worse. Yesterday I was thinking "Sure, I'm PMS-ing but what could possibly happen after that?" But I took enough notes in junior high health class to know what comes after PMS, even though I spent the bulk of my time laughing whenever the instructor said "penis." It's like the lady on daytime TV said "Girlfriend, denial is not just a river in Egypt." When I ran out of French class today.... READ MORE AT: http://www.zack16.com