The Terrible Tale of Sid the Snowman

Description: Bob and Jim's NEW Christmas Single - www.bobandjim.co.uk A moral tale for young and old at Christmas. Lyrics: The Snowmen were hanging out late at night When Sid turned up and gave the others a fright They asked, 'How come you've got two noses Sid?' He said, 'This ain't a nose,' and he showed them what it did He did a wee on Daniel the dirty fox And he stuck it through an old lady's letterbox 'Man, that's wicked!' said his Snowman pals 'Give us a Special nose down there as well.' So they helped each other stick a second carrot on When Santa turned up and said 'What's going on?' 'We're just having a laugh boss, it's Christmas cheer.' 'Okay but don't ride the reindeer!' It's Christmas time we can all have fun but don't ride the reindeer It's Christmas time we can all have fun but don't ride the reindeer Reindeer Gary the naughty Snowman turned up Said, 'Get me, know what I mean blood s'up?' Sid showed Gary his special nose And Gary said, 'Check it, I got me one of those. You seen them reindeer, they beggin' to be ridden'' 'But Santa said we musn't, it's strictly forbidden.' 'What's wrong with ya man - you got the fear? All the cool Snowmen ride the reindeer.' It's Christmas time we can all have fun but don't ride the reindeer It's Christmas time we can all have fun but don't ride the reindeer Reindeer So Sid snuck off to the reindeer shed And rode so hard his eyes popped out of his head He stumbled into a fire nearby And boys and girls, that's where he died. The Snowmen panicked when they saw Sid was lost And quickly tried to pull each other's special noses off. It's Christmas time we can all have fun but don't ride the reindeer It's Christmas time we can all have fun but don't ride the reindeer Naughty reindeer It's Christmas time we can all have fun but don't ride the reindeer It's Christmas time we can all have fun but don't ride the reindeer Don't ride the reindeer!