I'll Kill You in Your Sleep

aw, trusty shellback is mean. Don't worry about that loser because all that matters is that I like you and I'm important. I think you have a good killing idea. it's personal, like killing with a knife, but it's kind of poetic because you are taking their last breath into your own lungs, like a death inside lung hug...or something. I don't know. it reminded m... more >

aw, trusty shellback is mean. Don't worry about that loser because all that matters is that I like you and I'm important. I think you have a good killing idea. it's personal, like killing with a knife, but it's kind of poetic because you are taking their last breath into your own lungs, like a death inside lung hug...or something. I don't know. it reminded me of, like, this bong hit.

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Sarah Silverman,

You are a foul-mouthed toad. Your so-called humor has no intellectual merit. However, it might appeal to three-year-old children. Maybe that's the reason that Matt Damon and other Hollywood zombies appear with you.

Your PARENTS must be quite disappointed regarding the degenerate slime that you have become. You are a complete embarras... more >

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Sarah Silverman,

You are a foul-mouthed toad. Your so-called humor has no intellectual merit. However, it might appeal to three-year-old children. Maybe that's the reason that Matt Damon and other Hollywood zombies appear with you.

Your PARENTS must be quite disappointed regarding the degenerate slime that you have become. You are a complete embarrassment to the Jewish people. If the Jewish community could excommunicate you, then it is likely that the Chosen People would do it. Don't insult your honorable relatives by referring to yourself as Jewish. You don't deserve that accolade.

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