Pirate Shortcake and the Christmas Miracle

Description: This is a holiday special staring PIRATE SHORTCAKE! It was extremely hard to get her to agree to be in this movie so I hope you appreciate it. It is also staring a turquoise balloon who was very difficult to work with. But he's dead now so fuck him. Pirate Shortcake was also difficult to work with but I put up with it because her scalp smells like a baby. Unfortunately the camera squirrel I hired to do the cinematography didn't understand how use manual focus so he is also dead. I feel bad about the camera squirrel. He was a local and tried his best. There will be a red carpet premiere event coming up soon. It will take place at the mental institution so Pirate Shortcake can attend. And the carpet is actually just a beige carpet that Pirate Shortcake has stained with the blood of multiple suicide attempts. I adore her. I absolutely adore her.