Starring Justin Bieber Written by Justin Bieber Directed by Justin Bieber Edited by Justin Bieber Created by Justin Bieber Produced by Justin Bieber Hair by Bieber Best Boy: Justin Bieber Key Grip: J Biebs Foley Artist: J.D. Bieber Additional Credits: Written by Lauren Palmigiano and Jake Szymanski Directed by Jake Szymanski
The video opens with a logo that reads Bieber or Die Exclusive. A Justin
Bieber song plays in the background. The shot cuts to Justin Bieber
sitting on a chair in a parking lot. He is wearing a white t-shirt,
jeans and a ball-cap.
Justin Bieber: Hey, what's up internet? Guess who? It's Justin Bieber
and I've taken over Funny or Die. It's mine. I bought it and now, it's
Bieber or Die. Anything that's not Bieber, dies!
The shot cuts to a logo that reads: bieber or die. The shot cuts back to Justin Bieber sitting on the chair in a parking lot.
Justin Bieber: I'm a star. I do what stars do. I ride on yachts. I autograph lady lumps and I pay people to slap them.
The shot cuts to Justin Bieber slapping a random guy in slow motion. As
Justin Bieber hits the guy, the shot cuts to black and white and then
there is a brief color inversion, highlighting Justin Bieber and the guy
in bright white. The shot then cuts to a close up of Justin Bieber's
Justin Bieber: Sometimes I don't feel like walking, so I make enormous people carry me around. Let's go get a lollipop.
The shot pulls back to show a very large African-American man. Justin
Bieber has his arms around the man's shoulders, hanging on piggyback
ride style. The shot cuts to Justin Bieber walking along a building
Justin Bieber: I talk loudly in libraries and I swim directly after I
eat. I don't care. I once ran into a club. They said, “Sir, you're not
old enough.” So I bought the club and I made it a Chuck E. Cheese's. Now
who's old enough bitch.
The shot cuts to Justin Bieber standing near a ramp that leads up to the door for the building.
Justin Bieber: So remember, this is Bieber's world. You're just living in it. Bieber or die.
The shot cuts to a static image of the earth as seen from space with a
translucent image of Justin Bieber's face superimposed on top of it.