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Justin Bieber has decided to buy Funny or Die and do with it whatever his tiny little heart desires.
Published March 31, 2010 15m views More Info ยป
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Justin Bieber
Written by Justin Bieber
Directed by Justin Bieber
Edited by Justin Bieber
Created by Justin Bieber
Produced by Justin Bieber
Hair by Bieber
Best Boy: Justin Bieber
Key Grip: J Biebs
Foley Artist: J.D. Bieber
Additional Credits:
Written by Lauren Palmigiano and Jake Szymanski
Directed by Jake Szymanski
112,813 Funny Votes
37,706 Die Votes
Published March 31, 2010

(Justin Bieber, "Baby" plays)
Justin Bieber: Hey, what's up internet?
Guess who?
Justin Bieber: It's Justin Bieber, and
I've taken over Funny or Die.
Justin Bieber: It's mine. I bought it and
now, it's Bieber or Die.
Justin Bieber: Anything that's not
Bieber, dies!
(rock music plays)
Justin Bieber: I'm a star. I do
what stars do.
Justin Bieber: I ride on yachts.
I autograph lady lumps,
Justin Bieber: and I pay people
to slap them.
Justin Bieber: Sometimes I don't feel like
walking, so I make enormous people
Justin Bieber: carry me around.
Justin Bieber: Let's go get a
(rock music plays)
Justin Bieber: I talk loudly
in libraries, and
Justin Bieber: I swim directly
after I eat.
Justin Bieber: I don't care.
Justin Bieber: I once ran into a club.
they said, "Sir, you're not
Justin Bieber: old enough."
Justin Bieber: So I bought the club and I
made it a Chuck E. Cheese's.
Justin Bieber: Now who's old
enough bitch.
Justin Bieber: So remember, this is Bieber's world.
You're just living in it.
Justin Bieber: Bieber or Die.
(rock music play)