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Justin Bieber has decided to buy Funny or Die and do with it whatever his tiny little heart desires.
Published March 31, 2010 14m views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Starring Justin Bieber
Written by Justin Bieber
Directed by Justin Bieber
Edited by Justin Bieber
Created by Justin Bieber
Produced by Justin Bieber
Hair by Bieber
Best Boy: Justin Bieber
Key Grip: J Biebs
Foley Artist: J.D. Bieber
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Written by Lauren Palmigiano and Jake Szymanski
Directed by Jake Szymanski
112,102 Funny Votes
37,122 Die Votes
14,457,026 Views
Published March 31, 2010

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HEY, WHAT'S UP INTERNET? GUESS WHO?

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IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER, AND I'VE TAKEN OVER FUNNY OR DIE.

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IT'S MINE. I BOUGHT IT AND NOW, IT'S BIEBER OR DIE.

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ANYTHING THAT'S NOT BIEBER, DIES!

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I'M A STAR. I DO WHAT STARS DO.

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I RIDE ON YACHTS. I AUTOGRAPH LADY LUMPS,

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AND I PAY PEOPLE TO SLAP THEM.

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SOMETIMES I DON'T FEEL LIKE WALKING, SO I MAKE ENORMOUS PEOPLE

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CARRY ME AROUND.

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LET'S GO GET A LOLLIPOP.

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I TALK LOUDLY IN LIBRARIES, AND

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I SWIM DIRECTLY AFTER I EAT.

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I DON'T CARE.

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I ONCE RAN INTO A CLUB. THEY SAID, "SIR, YOU'RE NOT

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OLD ENOUGH."

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SO I BOUGHT THE CLUB AND I MADE IT A CHUCK E. CHEESE'S.

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NOW WHO'S OLD ENOUGH BITCH.

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SO REMEMBER, THIS IS BIEBER'S WORLD. YOU'RE JUST LIVING IN IT.

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BIEBER OR DIE.

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