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Justin Bieber has decided to buy Funny or Die and do with it whatever his tiny little heart desires.
Published March 31, 2010 15m views More Info ยป
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Justin Bieber
Written by Justin Bieber
Directed by Justin Bieber
Edited by Justin Bieber
Created by Justin Bieber
Produced by Justin Bieber
Hair by Bieber
Best Boy: Justin Bieber
Key Grip: J Biebs
Foley Artist: J.D. Bieber
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Written by Lauren Palmigiano and Jake Szymanski
Directed by Jake Szymanski
112,241 Funny Votes
37,241 Die Votes
14,503,450 Views
Published March 31, 2010

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HEY, WHAT'S UP INTERNET? GUESS WHO?

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IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER, AND I'VE TAKEN OVER FUNNY OR DIE.

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IT'S MINE. I BOUGHT IT AND NOW, IT'S BIEBER OR DIE.

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ANYTHING THAT'S NOT BIEBER, DIES!

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I'M A STAR. I DO WHAT STARS DO.

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I RIDE ON YACHTS. I AUTOGRAPH LADY LUMPS,

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AND I PAY PEOPLE TO SLAP THEM.

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SOMETIMES I DON'T FEEL LIKE WALKING, SO I MAKE ENORMOUS PEOPLE

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CARRY ME AROUND.

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LET'S GO GET A LOLLIPOP.

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I TALK LOUDLY IN LIBRARIES, AND

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I SWIM DIRECTLY AFTER I EAT.

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I DON'T CARE.

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I ONCE RAN INTO A CLUB. THEY SAID, "SIR, YOU'RE NOT

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OLD ENOUGH."

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SO I BOUGHT THE CLUB AND I MADE IT A CHUCK E. CHEESE'S.

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NOW WHO'S OLD ENOUGH BITCH.

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SO REMEMBER, THIS IS BIEBER'S WORLD. YOU'RE JUST LIVING IN IT.

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BIEBER OR DIE.

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