Bieber Takes Over
Justin Bieber has decided to buy Funny or Die and do with it whatever his tiny little heart desires.
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Justin Bieber
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Funny Or Die
Additional Credits:
Starring Justin Bieber
Written by Justin Bieber
Directed by Justin Bieber
Edited by Justin Bieber
Created by Justin Bieber
Produced by Justin Bieber
Hair by Bieber
Best Boy: Justin Bieber
Key Grip: J Biebs
Foley Artist: J.D. Bieber
Additional Credits:
Written by Lauren Palmigiano and Jake Szymanski
Directed by Jake Szymanski
Starring Justin Bieber
Written by Justin Bieber
Directed by Justin Bieber
Edited by Justin Bieber
Created by Justin Bieber
Produced by Justin Bieber
Hair by Bieber
Best Boy: Justin Bieber
Key Grip: J Biebs
Foley Artist: J.D. Bieber
Additional Credits:
Written by Lauren Palmigiano and Jake Szymanski
Directed by Jake Szymanski
Added about 3 years ago
Description:
Justin Bieber has decided to buy Funny or Die and do with it whatever his tiny little heart desires.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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The video opens with a logo that reads Bieber or Die Exclusive. A Justin
Bieber song plays in the background. The shot cuts to Justin Bieber
sitting on a chair in a parking lot. He is wearing a white t-shirt,
jeans and a ball-cap.
Justin Bieber: Hey, what's up internet? Guess who? It's Justin Bieber
and I've taken over Funny or Die. It's mine. I bought it and now, it's
Bieber or Die. Anything that's not Bieber, dies!
The shot cuts to a logo that reads: bieber or die. The shot cuts back to Justin Bieber sitting on the chair in a parking lot.
Justin Bieber: I'm a star. I do what stars do. I ride on yachts. I autograph lady lumps and I pay people to slap them.
The shot cuts to Justin Bieber slapping a random guy in slow motion. As
Justin Bieber hits the guy, the shot cuts to black and white and then
there is a brief color inversion, highlighting Justin Bieber and the guy
in bright white. The shot then cuts to a close up of Justin Bieber's
face.
Justin Bieber: Sometimes I don't feel like walking, so I make enormous people carry me around. Let's go get a lollipop.
The shot pulls back to show a very large African-American man. Justin
Bieber has his arms around the man's shoulders, hanging on piggyback
ride style. The shot cuts to Justin Bieber walking along a building
wall.
Justin Bieber: I talk loudly in libraries and I swim directly after I
eat. I don't care. I once ran into a club. They said, “Sir, you're not
old enough.” So I bought the club and I made it a Chuck E. Cheese's. Now
who's old enough bitch.
The shot cuts to Justin Bieber standing near a ramp that leads up to the door for the building.
Justin Bieber: So remember, this is Bieber's world. You're just living in it. Bieber or die.
The shot cuts to a static image of the earth as seen from space with a
translucent image of Justin Bieber's face superimposed on top of it.
The video ends.
Bieber song plays in the background. The shot cuts to Justin Bieber
sitting on a chair in a parking lot. He is wearing a white t-shirt,
jeans and a ball-cap.
Justin Bieber: Hey, what's up internet? Guess who? It's Justin Bieber
and I've taken over Funny or Die. It's mine. I bought it and now, it's
Bieber or Die. Anything that's not Bieber, dies!
The shot cuts to a logo that reads: bieber or die. The shot cuts back to Justin Bieber sitting on the chair in a parking lot.
Justin Bieber: I'm a star. I do what stars do. I ride on yachts. I autograph lady lumps and I pay people to slap them.
The shot cuts to Justin Bieber slapping a random guy in slow motion. As
Justin Bieber hits the guy, the shot cuts to black and white and then
there is a brief color inversion, highlighting Justin Bieber and the guy
in bright white. The shot then cuts to a close up of Justin Bieber's
face.
Justin Bieber: Sometimes I don't feel like walking, so I make enormous people carry me around. Let's go get a lollipop.
The shot pulls back to show a very large African-American man. Justin
Bieber has his arms around the man's shoulders, hanging on piggyback
ride style. The shot cuts to Justin Bieber walking along a building
wall.
Justin Bieber: I talk loudly in libraries and I swim directly after I
eat. I don't care. I once ran into a club. They said, “Sir, you're not
old enough.” So I bought the club and I made it a Chuck E. Cheese's. Now
who's old enough bitch.
The shot cuts to Justin Bieber standing near a ramp that leads up to the door for the building.
Justin Bieber: So remember, this is Bieber's world. You're just living in it. Bieber or die.
The shot cuts to a static image of the earth as seen from space with a
translucent image of Justin Bieber's face superimposed on top of it.
The video ends.
More by Justin Bieber and Funny Or Die
- lol
- lol but this still dont make beiber popular he still is gonna suck
- CUTE SHIRT AWWWWWW PRETTY
- oh u swim after u eat ur so badass now... cough* fail!
- Isabella he doesnt need your input. He doesnt suck you do ! if you dont have anything nicee to say dont bother commenting. AND JUSTIN BIEBER RERIEMENT SUCK A BIG ONE CAUSE HE IS BADASSS .! hes prob 10x better than yo ass! -suck it
- But the girl on left (livvie) is sexier well were kinda even causelivvie has a big ass and kilian has big boobies so yeah suck on that (: ya thats how much i love justin bieber
- So Funny!!!
- LOL haha xD
- ohh ojala ESTUBERA EN ESPAÑOLLLL! porfavor subtitulo!!!
- omg i whant to meet justin his just so funny some times
- go bieber
- he sucks
- lol
- WOW !!! its ssoooh funny :D
- legal justin bieber
- justin why did you say that i love u hey justin why did u say that i love u i have a justin bieber pjs i hope your mom said u can say that
- justin your my life i love u
- wow im just sayin hes not gonna be any better than eminem, eminem is the best of all time and no one can bet eminem no mater what so ive made my point
- good
- i will slap you
- luph u haha
- dddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee
- big up bierber
- OMG
- omg this is funny ha ha bitch
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