Bieber Takes Over
Justin Bieber has decided to buy Funny or Die and do with it whatever his tiny little heart desires.
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Justin Bieber
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Funny Or Die
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Starring Justin Bieber
Written by Justin Bieber
Directed by Justin Bieber
Edited by Justin Bieber
Created by Justin Bieber
Produced by Justin Bieber
Hair by Bieber
Best Boy: Justin Bieber
Key Grip: J Biebs
Foley Artist: J.D. Bieber
Additional Credits:
Written by Lauren Palmigiano and Jake Szymanski
Directed by Jake Szymanski
Starring Justin Bieber
Written by Justin Bieber
Directed by Justin Bieber
Edited by Justin Bieber
Created by Justin Bieber
Produced by Justin Bieber
Hair by Bieber
Best Boy: Justin Bieber
Key Grip: J Biebs
Foley Artist: J.D. Bieber
Additional Credits:
Written by Lauren Palmigiano and Jake Szymanski
Directed by Jake Szymanski
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Justin Bieber has decided to buy Funny or Die and do with it whatever his tiny little heart desires.
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Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
The video opens with a logo that reads Bieber or Die Exclusive. A Justin
Bieber song plays in the background. The shot cuts to Justin Bieber
sitting on a chair in a parking lot. He is wearing a white t-shirt,
jeans and a ball-cap.
Justin Bieber: Hey, what's up internet? Guess who? It's Justin Bieber and I've taken over Funny or Die. It's mine. I bought it and now, it's Bieber or Die. Anything that's not Bieber, dies!
The shot cuts to a logo that reads: bieber or die. The shot cuts back to Justin Bieber sitting on the chair in a parking lot.
Justin Bieber: I'm a star. I do what stars do. I ride on yachts. I autograph lady lumps and I pay people to slap them.
The shot cuts to Justin Bieber slapping a random guy in slow motion. As Justin Bieber hits the guy, the shot cuts to black and white and then there is a brief color inversion, highlighting Justin Bieber and the guy in bright white. The shot then cuts to a close up of Justin Bieber's face.
Justin Bieber: Sometimes I don't feel like walking, so I make enormous people carry me around. Let's go get a lollipop.
The shot pulls back to show a very large African-American man. Justin Bieber has his arms around the man's shoulders, hanging on piggyback ride style. The shot cuts to Justin Bieber walking along a building wall.
Justin Bieber: I talk loudly in libraries and I swim directly after I eat. I don't care. I once ran into a club. They said, “Sir, you're not old enough.” So I bought the club and I made it a Chuck E. Cheese's. Now who's old enough bitch.
The shot cuts to Justin Bieber standing near a ramp that leads up to the door for the building.
Justin Bieber: So remember, this is Bieber's world. You're just living in it. Bieber or die.
The shot cuts to a static image of the earth as seen from space with a translucent image of Justin Bieber's face superimposed on top of it.
The video ends.
Justin Bieber: Hey, what's up internet? Guess who? It's Justin Bieber and I've taken over Funny or Die. It's mine. I bought it and now, it's Bieber or Die. Anything that's not Bieber, dies!
The shot cuts to a logo that reads: bieber or die. The shot cuts back to Justin Bieber sitting on the chair in a parking lot.
Justin Bieber: I'm a star. I do what stars do. I ride on yachts. I autograph lady lumps and I pay people to slap them.
The shot cuts to Justin Bieber slapping a random guy in slow motion. As Justin Bieber hits the guy, the shot cuts to black and white and then there is a brief color inversion, highlighting Justin Bieber and the guy in bright white. The shot then cuts to a close up of Justin Bieber's face.
Justin Bieber: Sometimes I don't feel like walking, so I make enormous people carry me around. Let's go get a lollipop.
The shot pulls back to show a very large African-American man. Justin Bieber has his arms around the man's shoulders, hanging on piggyback ride style. The shot cuts to Justin Bieber walking along a building wall.
Justin Bieber: I talk loudly in libraries and I swim directly after I eat. I don't care. I once ran into a club. They said, “Sir, you're not old enough.” So I bought the club and I made it a Chuck E. Cheese's. Now who's old enough bitch.
The shot cuts to Justin Bieber standing near a ramp that leads up to the door for the building.
Justin Bieber: So remember, this is Bieber's world. You're just living in it. Bieber or die.
The shot cuts to a static image of the earth as seen from space with a translucent image of Justin Bieber's face superimposed on top of it.
The video ends.
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