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You're Welcome: All About Babies
Published August 14, 2014 16k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Crew:
Darryl Gudmundson: Writer/Producer
Dashiell Driscoll: Writer/Actor
Ally Hord: Writer/Producer
Elizabeth Baquet: Producer
Mike Robertson: Sound
Aaron Ulrich: DP
Jessica Leigh Schwartz: Hair and Makeup
Ian Skalski: Director/Editor
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Published August 14, 2014


> HI FRIENDS. DASHIELL DRISCOLL HERE.
DO YOU LIKE THE INTERNET?
WELL THEN YOU PROBABLY WON'T
HATE THIS VIDEO.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
(pop dance music plays)
(sigh) BABIES RIGHT?
IT'S LIKE FIRST YOU BRING
THEM INTO THIS WORLD,
THEN YOU HAVE TO KEEP THEM ALIVE.
SUCH A PAIN, BUT WHAT DO YOU
DO WHEN THEY START TO CRY?
ONE PARENT FOUND
THE ANSWER.
(Katy Perry song starts playing)
YES PLAYING KATY PERRY
INSTANTLY TURNS THIS BABY'S
DAY AROUND. WE'D LIKE TO SEGUE
TO OUR NEXT VIDEO WITH A
CLIP OF 2 CHAINZ
ON A SEGWAY.
(2 Chainz sings)
This is what ballin' feels like...
YEAH, THAT NEVER GETS OLD.
IF YOUR BABY DOESN'T LIKE
KATY PERRY, WHY NOT
TRY 2 CHAINZ.
(2 Chainz, "I'm Different" plays)
I GET IT. THE MUSIC STOPS
THE CRYING, BUT IF YOU
WOULDN'T ACTUALLY LET KATY PERRY
AND 2 CHAINZ BABYSIT YOUR
KID WHY ARE YOU BASICALLY
LETTING KATY PERRY AND 2 CHAINZ
BABYSIT YOUR KID?
(babies are crying)
ALRIGHT, STOPS THE CRYING.
IT COULD BE WORSE. YOU COULD
ALWAYS BE SENDING YOUR
BABY TO DJ SCHOOL.

> Female Voice: IT'S TIME TO
EDUCATE KIDS ABOUT THIS STUFF.

> (she raps)
always, always
pre-queue

> THE MOST DIFFICULT PART
OF WATCHING THAT IS KNOWING
THOSE BABY DJS PROBABLY
MAKE MORE MONEY THAN ME.
OK, THAT'S ALL THE BABY
STUFF FOR THIS WEEK.
BYE.
(pop dance music plays out)

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