LAW & ORDER: SEXUAL INTENT (The SSP)
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LYRICS:
I'M GONNA WINE AND DINE YOU BACK TO THE CRIB
GET YOU UPSTAIRS & WE GONNA DO THE THINGS WE NEVER DID
WATERBED, SURROUNDED BY CANDLES
IEVEN GOT SOME INCENSE THAT IS BURNIN' ON THE MANTLE
OUT COMES THE LOTION FOR THAT SILKY SKIN
I'M USING BOTH HANDS AS I RUB IT IN
NOW AS I WATCH YOUR BODY GLISTEN, THERE'S ONE THING MISSIN
THE SOUND OF LAW AND ORDER COMING FROM MY TELEVISION
WHEN I SAID I LIKE IT FREAKY, THIS IS WHAT I MEANT
WHETHER ITS SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT OR ITS CRIMINAL INTENT
YOU SAY " JUST DVR IT".... WELL I JUST MIGHT
BECAUSE IF LAW AND ORDER'S ON, I CAN GO ALL NIGHT
BECAUSE GIRL, WE GONNA GET IT ON TONIGHT
AND I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YA GOOD
AND I'M GONNA DO YOUR BODY RIGHT
I'LL LET YOU GET BUCK WILD AS I GO THAT EXTRA MILE
CUZ TONIGHT BABY DOLL I'M GONNA
BREAK YOU OFF LAW AND ORDER STYLE
AW YE-AHHH, AS I HIT IT FROM THE BACK
DON'T CALL ME DADDY, CALL ME JERRY ORBACH
OR IF YOU WANNA ROLE PLAY, CALL ME LENNY BRISCOE
OR IF YA NEED IT YOUNGER I CAN BE JEREMY SISTO
YO, SINCE I FIRST SAW YOU GIRL
I NEEDED YA LIKE A SUSPECT NEEDS A LAWYER GIRL
NOW I'M WORKIN THAT BODY TILL YOU'RE NICE AND MOIST
I GET THE SAME WAY HEARING ICE-T'S VOICE
YEAH ITS GETTING SO GOOD I WANNA TAPE IT
GOT YOU HOLLERING LIKE OLIVIA FOR THE BUS AND THE RAPE KIT
IT'S NOT BOW-CHICKEY BOW BOW
ITS MORE LIKE BEW_NEW, NEW, NEW, NEW NOAW
NOW YOU GOT ME WONDERING IF I CAN HANDLE THIS
BEEN WAITING FOR IT LIKE THE SPINOFF IN LOS ANGELES
YOU MIGHT WANT TO BAIL BUT YO I REASONABLY DOUBT IT
CUZ I'LL DISCOVER YOUR BODY, IF THE JUDGE WILL ALLOW IT.
GIRL, WE GONNA GET IT ON TONIGHT
AND I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YA GOOD
AND I'M GONNA DO YOUR BODY RIGHT
I'LL PUT THAT ASS ON TRIAL CROSS EXAMINE YOU FOR A WHILE
CUZ TONIGHT BABY DOLL I'M GONNA
BREAK YOU OFF LAW AND ORDER STYLE
I'MA PUT MY JUNK, JUNK IN YOUR DONK DONK
I'MA PUT MY JUNK JUNK IN YOUR DONK, DONK
BACK THAT DONK DONK UP, DON'T STOP GET IT, GET IT
WHISPER IN YOUR EAR "I THINK THE BOYFRIEND DID IT!"
CAN WE PRETEND YOU ARE A PERP, THAT WAS ON THE RUN
AND NOW I'M PROSECUTING YOU, LIKE SAM WATERSTON
I GOTTA SLOW DOWN NOW, FORE I SHOOT MY GUN
AH I'VE SEEN THIS ONE. DAMN IT.
RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES, AS I TEAR IT UP
YOU HATE THE SUNGLASSES AND TRENCHCOAT, WELL FAIR ENOUGH
BUT WHEN I TAKE YOU DOWNTOWN, YA KNOW I DO IT THE BEST
THAT'S WHY I'LL NEVER DO YOU CSI, OR NCI-S,
YES, THE SEX IS GLORIOUS
BEING A REPEAT OFFENDER IS WHAT THIS STORY IS
I GOT YOU TALKING TOUGH, BECAUSE I LIKE IT ROUGH
SO JUST INTERROGATE MY WITNESS TILL HE COUGHS IT UP
GIRL, WE GONNA GET IT ON TONIGHT
AND I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YA GOOD
AND I'M GONNA DO YOUR BODY RIGHT
GONNA REOPEN YOUR FILE AS THEY'RE CATCHING PEDOPHILES
CUZ TONIGHT BABY DOLL I'M GONNA
BREAK YOU OFF LAW AND ORDER STYLE
AND YOU'LL BE CALLING ME DICK WOLF. « less
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LYRICS:
I'M GONNA WINE AND DINE YOU BACK TO THE CRIB
GET YOU UPSTAIRS & WE GONNA DO THE THINGS WE NEVER DID
WATERBED, SURROUNDED BY CANDLES
IEVEN GOT SOME INCENSE THAT IS BURNIN' ON THE MANTLE
OUT COMES THE LOTION FOR THAT SILKY SKIN
I'M USING BOTH HANDS AS I RUB IT IN
NOW AS I WATCH YOUR BODY GLISTEN, THERE'S ONE THING MISSIN
THE SOUND OF LAW AND ORDER COMING FROM MY TELEVISION
WHEN I SAID I LIKE IT FREAKY, THIS IS WHAT I MEANT
WHETHER ITS SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT OR ITS CRIMINAL INTENT
YOU SAY " JUST DVR IT".... WELL I JUST MIGHT
BECAUSE IF LAW AND ORDER'S ON, I CAN GO ALL NIGHT
BECAUSE GIRL, WE GONNA GET IT ON TONIGHT
AND I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YA GOOD
AND I'M GONNA DO YOUR BODY RIGHT
I'LL LET YOU GET BUCK WILD AS I GO THAT EXTRA MILE
CUZ TONIGHT BABY DOLL I'M GONNA
BREAK YOU OFF LAW AND ORDER STYLE
AW YE-AHHH, AS I HIT IT FROM THE BACK
DON'T CALL ME DADDY, CALL ME JERRY ORBACH
OR IF YOU WANNA ROLE PLAY, CALL ME LENNY BRISCOE
OR IF YA NEED IT YOUNGER I CAN BE JEREMY SISTO
YO, SINCE I FIRST SAW YOU GIRL
I NEEDED YA LIKE A SUSPECT NEEDS A LAWYER GIRL
NOW I'M WORKIN THAT BODY TILL YOU'RE NICE AND MOIST
I GET THE SAME WAY HEARING ICE-T'S VOICE
YEAH ITS GETTING SO GOOD I WANNA TAPE IT
GOT YOU HOLLERING LIKE OLIVIA FOR THE BUS AND THE RAPE KIT
IT'S NOT BOW-CHICKEY BOW BOW
ITS MORE LIKE BEW_NEW, NEW, NEW, NEW NOAW
NOW YOU GOT ME WONDERING IF I CAN HANDLE THIS
BEEN WAITING FOR IT LIKE THE SPINOFF IN LOS ANGELES
YOU MIGHT WANT TO BAIL BUT YO I REASONABLY DOUBT IT
CUZ I'LL DISCOVER YOUR BODY, IF THE JUDGE WILL ALLOW IT.
GIRL, WE GONNA GET IT ON TONIGHT
AND I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YA GOOD
AND I'M GONNA DO YOUR BODY RIGHT
I'LL PUT THAT ASS ON TRIAL CROSS EXAMINE YOU FOR A WHILE
CUZ TONIGHT BABY DOLL I'M GONNA
BREAK YOU OFF LAW AND ORDER STYLE
I'MA PUT MY JUNK, JUNK IN YOUR DONK DONK
I'MA PUT MY JUNK JUNK IN YOUR DONK, DONK
BACK THAT DONK DONK UP, DON'T STOP GET IT, GET IT
WHISPER IN YOUR EAR "I THINK THE BOYFRIEND DID IT!"
CAN WE PRETEND YOU ARE A PERP, THAT WAS ON THE RUN
AND NOW I'M PROSECUTING YOU, LIKE SAM WATERSTON
I GOTTA SLOW DOWN NOW, FORE I SHOOT MY GUN
AH I'VE SEEN THIS ONE. DAMN IT.
RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES, AS I TEAR IT UP
YOU HATE THE SUNGLASSES AND TRENCHCOAT, WELL FAIR ENOUGH
BUT WHEN I TAKE YOU DOWNTOWN, YA KNOW I DO IT THE BEST
THAT'S WHY I'LL NEVER DO YOU CSI, OR NCI-S,
YES, THE SEX IS GLORIOUS
BEING A REPEAT OFFENDER IS WHAT THIS STORY IS
I GOT YOU TALKING TOUGH, BECAUSE I LIKE IT ROUGH
SO JUST INTERROGATE MY WITNESS TILL HE COUGHS IT UP
GIRL, WE GONNA GET IT ON TONIGHT
AND I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YA GOOD
AND I'M GONNA DO YOUR BODY RIGHT
GONNA REOPEN YOUR FILE AS THEY'RE CATCHING PEDOPHILES
CUZ TONIGHT BABY DOLL I'M GONNA
BREAK YOU OFF LAW AND ORDER STYLE
AND YOU'LL BE CALLING ME DICK WOLF.
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