No Such Thing As Asians

Upright Citizens Brigade used to be funny. Maybe someone should learn how to edit.

Theres been an asian guy outside my window since 67’. He’s been up in a tree screaming at me every morning before work…”you GI,i come for you GI” I named him Charles

remember when the Upright Citizens Brigade was funny?

the one girl was on the office. haha she worked at asian hooters, haha.

Pretty good. That guy looks like Quentin Tarantino by the way.

Damn China Town

I am not alone then, there is one haunting my house too. Every day I find unfinished noodles in the kitchen, and odd “mochi” snack wrappers under the bed.

I wish there was Asian women in my house.

I’m only terrified of Asians when I’m stuck behind one of them on the road.

You white people all look the same.