Enjoy your daily inspiration from former Vice President Dick Cheney

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FEMALE NARRATOR: This is your
daily inspiration
with former Vice President
Dick Cheney.
Two things I know for sure:
Number 1, the best things
in life are free.
Number 2, that's a lie.
My favorite white athlete is
Craig Biggio.
In terms of the African Americans,
I don't have one.
Remember, no man is a failure
who has funds.
Funds...
What kind of funds? Mutual
funds? Offshore accounts?
I mean, it's true. It's just
a little vague.
MALE: Friends.
What?
Oh well that's just bullshit.
Manifest your destiny.
For example, *73 is the code
on my cell phone for
a new aorta.
because that's the year
I fucked Pat Nixon.
Hmm.
Hmm.
FEMALE NARRATOR: Thank you for
watching your
Daily Inspiration with
Dick Cheney.

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