Alison Brie finds out what it takes to be Dave Franco's dream girl. Featuring Dave Franco, Alison Brie & Olivia Munn.
Published April 23, 2013 2.1m views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Starring Dave Franco, Alison Brie & Olivia Munn
Directed by Brian McGinn & Dave Franco
Written by Dave Franco
Edited by Brian McGinn
Produced by Jason Carden for Funny Or Die
Director of Photography: Will Basanta
Colored by Santiago Padilla
Sound Design Edit/Mix by Geoffrey Rubay
AC - Ali Nusrat
Gaffer - Ricky Fosheim
Hair/MU - Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Wardrobe - Kelly Walker
Sound - Shannon Deane for Botown Sound
PA - Parker Seaman
Special Thanks: Andy Goodman
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- Gross.
- You love it.
- No.
- I'm your dream girl.
Nah-uh. You know
what my dream girl would do?
Hm?
She would give me a blumpkin.
What? [giggling]
What is that?
It means that you would give me
a blow job while I took a shit.
Jesus! Why would you
even want that?
years together,
we got to mix things up, right?
- Eww. Eww.
- OK. Hold on.
How about this?
How about this?
Write down a number
between 1 and 100,
and if I guess it you have
to give me a blumpkin.
No questions asked or
else we're broken up with.
- From 1 to 100 then?
- Mm hmm.
OK.
- I'm serious though.
- Me too.
When I guess this you do the
thing or we're broken up with.
- OK. Guess.
- OK.
[deeply inhales]
[slurring] 74... is the number.
- So close!
- Really?
- It was 2.
- Jesus.
- Okay, I want to go.
- Alright.
Yes, OK. If I can make this sheet of
paper into that cup right there,
then you and I elope tonight,
no questions asked.
- Or else we're broken up with.
- No. No.
- Shut up.
- My turn, okay.
Um... OK, alright.
- If I can solve this in under 10 seconds--
- 10.
Fair?
Um, I get a blumpkin--
- Jesus Christ! Enough with the blumpkin!
- Let me finish...
From...
Olivia Munn.
Or else...
[both]
We're broken up with.
- So you agree?
- Fine. Fine.
- OK, count for me.
- OK, ready?
Yeah.
banana, 2 banana, 3 banana--
- Go fast!
- 4 banana, 5 banana, 6 banana--
What the fuck?
- What the fuck?
- Olivia Munn blumpkin.
- Olivia Munn blumpkin!
- What the fuck? You set this up!
Whoa-hey!
No backing out or else.
You know what or else.
Yeah, well, good luck getting Olivia Munn
to suck your dick while you shit.
[doorbell]
I'll tell you what
brown can do for me.

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