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Alison Brie finds out what it takes to be Dave Franco's dream girl. Featuring Dave Franco, Alison Brie & Olivia Munn.
Published April 23, 2013 1.2m views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Dave Franco, Alison Brie & Olivia Munn
Directed by Brian McGinn & Dave Franco
Written by Dave Franco
Edited by Brian McGinn
Produced by Jason Carden for Funny Or Die
Director of Photography: Will Basanta
Colored by Santiago Padilla
Sound Design Edit/Mix by Geoffrey Rubay
AC - Ali Nusrat
Gaffer - Ricky Fosheim
Hair/MU - Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Wardrobe - Kelly Walker
Sound - Shannon Deane for Botown Sound
PA - Parker Seaman
Special Thanks: Andy Goodman

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(beeping space sounds)

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Man: Gross.

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Woman: You love it.

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Man: No.

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Woman: I'm your dream girl.

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Man: Nah-uh.

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You know what my dream girl would do?

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Woman: Hm?

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Man: She would give me a blumpkin.

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Woman: What, (laughing) what is that?

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Man: It means that you
would give me a blow job

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while I took a shit.

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Woman: Jesus!

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(laughing)

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Why would you even want that?

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Man: 3 years together, we
got to mix things up, right?

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Woman: Ew, ew.

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Man: Okay. All right.

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How about this? How about this?

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Write down a number between 1 and 100

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and if I guess it you have
to give me a blumpkin.

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No questions asked or
else we're broken up with.

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Woman: From 1 to 100 then?

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Man: Um-hmm. Woman: Okay.

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Man: I'm serious though. Woman: Me too.

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Man: When I guess this you do the thing

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or we're broken up with.

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Woman: Okay, guess. Man: Okay.

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(deep breath)

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(whispering) 4, 7 ...

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74 is the number.

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Woman: So close! Man: Really?

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Woman: It was 2.

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Man: Jesus. (giggling)

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Woman: Okay, I want to go.

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Yes, okay. If I can
make this sheet of paper

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Man: That tiny cup.

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then you and I elope
tonight, no questions asked.

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Man: Or else we're broken up with.

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Woman: No. No.

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Shut up.

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Man: My turn, okay.

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Um, all right.

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If I can solve this in under 10 seconds.

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Woman: 10.

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Man: Fair? Um, I get a blumpkin.

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Woman: Jesus Christ!
Enough with the blumpkin!

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Man: ... from Olivia Mun.

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Woman: Or else? Um, I get a
blumpkin. Man: We're broken up with.

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Woman: Fine, fine.

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Man: Okay, count for me.

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Woman: Okay, ready?

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Man: Yeah.

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Woman: 1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana ...

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Woman: 4 banana, 5 banana, 6 banana.

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Woman: What the fuck?

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Man: Olivia Mun blumpkin.
Olivia Mun blumpkin!

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Woman: What the fuck? You set this up!

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Man: Whoa, ah! No backing out or else.

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You know what or else.

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Woman: Yeah, well, good
luck getting Olivia Mun

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to suck your dick while you shit.

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(doorbell)

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UPS Woman: I'll tell you
what brown can do for me.

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