If you’re caught in the act with your secret paramour, always remember the “Shaggy defense."

Full Credits

Writer - Jon Millstein
Director - Austyn Jeffs
Producer - Sean Dacanay
Producer - Christian Heuer
Director of Photography - Matt Sweeney
Gaffer - Zach Zeidman
Sound - Mike Robertson
PA - Matt Myers
CAST
Ele Woods
Josh Brekus
Phill Correa

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Transcript

[moaning can be heard]
Kelly, what
the fuck?!
Oh shit, Steve.
What the fuck?
I can't believe this.
Steve please,
I can explain.
[hi-hat sound]
In the immortal
words of Shaggy,
it wasn't me.
What?
As the greatest RnB
recording artist of our time,
maybe the greatest recording
artist of all time,
Shaggy once said,
So you caught
me naked,
banging' on the
bathroom floor, but
it wasn't me.
You can't say that.
I just saw you.
Look,
Steve, Steve, you don't know,
and I'm probably the last person
you want to hear
this from, but
Shaggy's 2000 album
Hot Shot
went 6 times platinum,
because of
"It Wasn't Me".
Alright? It sold 10
million copies.
To put that into
perspective,
Taylor Swift's 1989
sold 8.6 million copies.
Okay?
Wow.
See Steve,
it wasn't me.
[Steve stammers]
Okay.
Okay?
O-Okay...
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm so glad we
had this talk.
Oh yeah.
[ding]
♪ [music] ♪
[moans are heard]

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