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Episode 16: Zach Galifianakis sits down with Justin Bieber for an interview no one will ever forget.
Published September 26, 2013 24m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring - Zach Galafanikis & Justin Bieber
Directed by - Scott Aukerman
Executive Producers - Scott Aukerman, BJ Porter & Mike Farah
Producers - Sean Boyle & Ben Sheehan
Cinematographer/Editor - Brian Lane
Camera Operator - Aaron Ulrich
Sound - Bo Sundberg for BoTown Sound
Hair/MU - Jenn Osborne
SFX - Chris Mills
Wardrobe Stylist - Derya Derman
Asst Editor: William Maxwell
Production Assistants - Andrew Grissom and Parker Seaman

[Music Playing]

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": It's the right chair, trust me. Hi, welcome to another edition of Between Two Ferns.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": My name is Zach Galifianakis. My guest today is Justin Bieber.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Thank you, Justin, for being on.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": It's really exciting to talk to you, especially right in the middle of your public meltdown.

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": You gonna say anything?

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Yeah. I just have never interviewed a seven year old before.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": What was the last toy you got in a Happy Meal?

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": I don't think I've ever ordered a Happy Meal.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Yeah, me either. I don't like that junk.

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": Are you sure?

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": You know what I was doing when I was your age?

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": Finishing fourth grade?

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Your young punk attitude is not gonna work in this interview.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Do you understand me, son? Okay.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": When you're in a concert, what are you thinking on stage?

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": Sometimes, I'm really like damn, I wish I was watching COPS right now.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Mm-hmm. Do you ever accidentally sing that, instead of your lyrics? I wish I was watching COPS right now?

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": No. I usually, usually I'm just killing it.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Is it fun to be cocky?

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": When you're in the recording studio, do you ever think

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": hey, what if I don't make something sh*tty? Is that ever, does that pop into your mind

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": in the process?

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": The fact that I'm able to make music and inspire people,

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": I feel like music is a sixth sense.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": It's like that movie?

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": You've had three hair styles. What's next for your career?

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": So, you think that [coughs] my hair styles are the only thing that's happened in my career?

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Who are your celebrity friends? Who do you hang with?

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": Mostly, lately, Joey Behar. Pretty much it.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": What's he like?

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": Cool.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": You affectionately refer to your fans as Beaners.

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": No. Beliebers.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Yeah. That makes more sense.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": You said recently that Anne Frank could have been a Belieber.

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": [coughs] I went to the Anne Frank Museum, and they said that she was into pop culture.

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": And, at the end of an over two hour visit,

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": I said I hope she would have been a Belieber. Not...

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Did you mean that if the Nazis had not taken her,

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": and she lived to be in her eighties, she would have liked your music? Presumably due to loss of hearing?

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Or, cause I can see how this could get lost in translation,

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": I think that you were talking about time travel, and that you think that if you could build a machine

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": and go back to visit Anne Frank, that she would have been a Belieber then.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Is that, is that true? Cause I don't know what to belieb.

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": I want to be a time traveler.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": You got caught on tape peeing into a bucket.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Here's the thing, there hasn't been a time in the last six, seven years, that I haven't urinated in a bucket.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": But, I don't film it and put it on, on internets.

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": Ptsh.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": You know what? I don't like your attitude, to be quite honest.

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": You're mad.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Because! You know what? You're too young to be smoking pot,

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": and pee-peeing in buckets, and driving up and down the highway fast!

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": I don't think your mom would really mind if a stranger whipped her son!

justin="Justin" bieber="Bieber": You're not spanking me, man. Ow! What are you doing? Ah! What are you? Doing?

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": Woo!

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": I'm sorry that I did that. I don't really,

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": I don't think spanking kids is really a good thing, but you're not a child.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": That's the point. You're not a child. So, I can hit a grown man with a belt.

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": So, who are you dating now?

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": You ever seen that Nickelodeon thing where the slime goes down?

zach="Zach" galifianakis="Galifianakis": I was in the wrong chair.

[Music Playing]

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