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When employees complain to the Human Resources representative, they often find themselves leaving more offended than when they walked in.
Published June 18, 2010 2k views More Info »
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Published June 18, 2010
EMPLOYEE
I’ve seen pictures of me hanging up on walls. I think they’re making fun of me.

HR
Or are they making fun with you? You know what’s weird, you’re retarded and I have pajamas that are flame retard...ant.  So that's like one for your team.

EMPLOYEE
That’s not nice. I don't want to be laughed at.

HR
Nobody does, sweetie.  And I'm going to file my (baby talks) extra super-serious secret complaint form. You'll need to fill out some information first.  Do you want a crayon?

EMPLOYEE
I use a pen or pencil just like everyone else.

HR
Good for you! Soon enough you’ll be going potty all by yourself!

Hands him a “form”, then holds up a trash can.

HR (CONT’D)
Oh, and I have a trash can if you feel like drooling.

EMPLOYEE
This is a Playgirl.

HR
You can read that?

EMPLOYEE
I don't think you're taking me seriously.

HR
What?  Don't be retarded!

EMPLOYEE
Are you stupid?

HR
Stupid is as stupid does. Forrest Gump. Wicked retarded.  Another one for your team.

EMPLOYEE
I don't need your help. I'll find out all by myself.
Gets up to leave. Reveal the picture of him was right behind his head.
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