It Could Be Worse...Gary Coleman

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A picture of the late Gary Coleman in his hospital bed hooked up to oxygen just moments before his death was recently published in tabloid magazine, the Globe.  Posing next to Coleman was Shannon Price, Coleman’s 24 year-old ex-wife, who apparently wanted this magical moment captured for a lifetime.  This was our wedding day, this was our first trip to Disney, this is Gary Dead.

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This oil thing is so out of control, I want to vomit.  I don’t know who is dumber throughout this whole process, BP or the White House.  A few weeks ago BP asked Kevin Costner for help with the oil cleanup, because he’s been involved in more cleanup research than BP.  But to top that move, the White House had James Cameron in this week to discuss with EPA officials if there is anything he could bring to the table.  The guy does a movie about a boat, and now he’s Jacques Cousteau, look that reference up.  Cameron couldn’t even beat his ex-wife for an Oscar.(Zing!)  He thought Linda Hamilton was hot.(Digg!)??

Did you notice, the 2010 MTV Movie Awards was this past weekend, I certainly didn’t. The big talk was the kiss between Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson.  That kiss had about us much sexuality as a 8th grade dance.  With all that awkwardness, I’m surprise their braces didn’t get locked up.??The best part of the awards show was the after-parties which apparently were enough to trigger Lindsay Lohan’s alcohol monitoring bracelet.  Lohan said that she wasn’t near alcohol...and I don’t do the show from my toilet. (I do)