I am sorry to see that people make fun of (people like me), or make light of the fact that (I think) Jesus died on the cross over 2000 years ago for our sins so that we can have a covering. It is said in the bible that it is appointed for men to die once, but after this the judgement (hebrews 9:27) and on that judgement day I need to let you all know that Go... more >
I am sorry to see that people make fun of (people like me), or make light of the fact that (I think) Jesus died on the cross over 2000 years ago for our sins so that we can have a covering. It is said in the bible that it is appointed for men to die once, but after this the judgement (hebrews 9:27) and on that judgement day I need to let you all know that God Himself will judge everyone for there sins (regardless of the fact you are dead and no longer exist). Ask yourself if you have always loved God above all else—with all of your heart, soul, mind, and strength (Mark 12:30)? If you say that you have, “The Bible says that ‘there is none that seeks after God’ (Romans 3:11). (but you are probably schizophrenic) Nobody except Jesus Christ has kept the First of the Ten Commandments. One of you is lying—either you or God—and the Bible says that it is impossible for God to lie” (Hebrews 6:18; Titus 1:2). I plead with you to repent turn away of your sins, and believe in Jesus Christ our saviour. Start reading the bible, it is the word of God and it will save you (see, stark raving me)
I am sorry to see that people make fun of Jesus, or make light of the fact that Jesus died on the cross over 2000 years ago for our sins so that we can have a covering. It is said in the bible that it is appointed for men to die once, but after this the judgement (hebrews 9:27) and on that judgement day I need to let you all know that God Himself will judge... more >
I am sorry to see that people make fun of Jesus, or make light of the fact that Jesus died on the cross over 2000 years ago for our sins so that we can have a covering. It is said in the bible that it is appointed for men to die once, but after this the judgement (hebrews 9:27) and on that judgement day I need to let you all know that God Himself will judge everyone for there sins. Ask yourself if you have always loved God above all else—with all of your heart, soul, mind, and strength (Mark 12:30)? If you say that you have, “The Bible says that ‘there is none that seeks after God’ (Romans 3:11). Nobody (except Jesus Christ) has kept the First of the Ten Commandments. One of you is lying—either you or God—and the Bible says that it is impossible for God to lie” (Hebrews 6:18; Titus 1:2). I plead with you to repent (turn away) of your sins, and believe in Jesus Christ our saviour. Start reading the bible, it is the word of God and it will save you
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I am sorry to see that people make fun of (people like me), or make light of the fact that (I think) Jesus died on the cross over 2000 years ago for our sins so that we can have a covering. It is said in the bible that it is appointed for men to die once, but after this the judgement (hebrews 9:27) and on that judgement day I need to let you all know that Go... more >
not as solid as the rest, but still some funny moments
i dont know.
stupid
This is worthless. It’s not offensive OR funny. Couldn’t you at least have gone one way or the other?
Classic. Only one problem. Jay Leno never was this funny. Another miracle performed by Jesus!
I am sorry to see that people make fun of Jesus, or make light of the fact that Jesus died on the cross over 2000 years ago for our sins so that we can have a covering. It is said in the bible that it is appointed for men to die once, but after this the judgement (hebrews 9:27) and on that judgement day I need to let you all know that God Himself will judge... more >
this Jesus looks like Baltar from battlestar galactica.
Great work! Very funny.
Brilliant. 2007 years in the making…righteous.