Long gone are the days when the scariest costumes for children were werewolves and vampires. This year, there is nothing more terrifying than Donald Trump.
- October 21, 2017
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Alex Jebb Quine
VO: Eliza Hooper
DIRECTOR / WRITER: Ryan Coopersmith
DIRECTOR / WRITER: Charles Muzard
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Kate Lilly
PRODUCERS: Hans Sahni & Veronica Rodriguez
COORDINATORS: Keishla Rivera-Estrada & Jack Bradley
DP: Matt Sweeney
GAFFER: Andy Carazo
KEY GRIP: Daniel Shaffer
PRODUCTION DESIGNER: Sam Slosburg
HMU: Hannah Ennis
WARDROBE: Michelle Thompson & John Thompson
SOUND MIXER: Ryan Bertolami
PA: Natalie Turturro
October 21, 2017
- [Narrator] This Halloween, dress up as America's
President Donald Trump.
Complete with signature red MAGA hat,
luscious wig made out of prize-winning horse hair,
and a fancy sharp suit manufactured by GINA.
You'll be collecting all kinds of candy in no time.
- We are gonna make billions and billions
of chocolate dollars.
- [Narrator] What's that?
Your friend is already going as Trump?
Well then why not dress up as Athletic Trump?
Athletic Trump includes supremely white golf attire,
extra buttocks padding,
and a C-cup sports bra.
- I dedicate this to poor people.
- [Narrator] Need to cool off?
Then why not try on Climate Denier Trump?
Complete with soaking wet suit and Paris Accord.
- Global warming is a hoax.
Puerto Rico's doing just fine.
- [Narrator] For all you tech savvy kids,
there's Twitterin' Trump, including an unsecured
Samsung Galaxy, extra large tighty whities,
and a fully functional toilet
to flush away your grammar.
- Let's start a war from the shitter.
- [Narrator] Get candy Put-in your bag
with Little Miss Russia Trump.
Equipped with bathing cap and golden shower.
- Everybody knows I'm a germaphobe.
- [Narrator] Trick or treating with the Alt Right and left?
Then Both Sides Trump is for you.
There's Solar Eclipse Trump.
- You should have seen my inauguration.
It was huge.
- [Narrator] Cinco De Mayo Trump.
- One snickers a day keeps the bad hombres away.
- [Narrator] Nuclear Holocaust Trump,
including nuclear football.
- Oopsies, there goes the planet.
- [Narrator] And a handful of others.
Speaking of handfuls, be the biggest star on your block
with Pussy Grabbing Trump.
Complete with industrial rubber grip
for maximum pussy grabbing action.
Make Halloween great again
at the Make Halloween Great Again store
for Donald Trump children's costumes today.
- I moved on that Kit Kat like a bitch.