99 Cent Whore- Things People Say To Me

It's like Cosby's "Kids Say the Darndest Things"- but with a whore. And no kids. And no Cosby.

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Description: It's like Cosby's "Kids Say the Darndest Things"- but with a whore. And no kids. And no Cosby.

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