osama bin laden
"Who's the man hidin in the sand?long beard man ruler of the taliban.damn gotta big bombdamn. I gotta big bomb.duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duhIt's strapped... more »
"Who's the man hidin in the sand?
long beard man ruler of the taliban.
damn gotta big bomb
damn. I gotta big bomb.
duh duh duh duh duh duh
duh duh duh duh duh duh
It's strapped to my big dong
I come from a cave
a young virgin as my slave
hell no, I don't shave!
I keep it grimy, man.
So my hair stays greasy and shiny, man.
Who's the man hidin in the sand?
long haired man, ruler of the taliban.
Where I go nobody knows.
Hidin in the sand with my hoes.
Cave to cave, you cannot deny.
I'm grimy, and I've got mad alibis.
Rich as a bitch, and my boys don't snitch.
We're spreadin fast, like a PC glitch.
Who's the man hidin in the sand?
Long bearded man, ruler of the taliban.
Damn I gotta big bomb, damn I gotta big bomb.
To all son of taliban, I say stick to my master plan...
while I hide out and play in the sand.
I'm grimy man.
Ruler of the taliban.
Yeah yeah.
I'm grimy man.
Ruler of the taliban.
I keep the plan...
hidden in my pants, man.
Near the bomb strapped to my dong.
Close to the sand with a virgin in each hand.
One eye on the Koran, the other eye on the master plan.
I'm rich, deal with it, bitch!
I'm like a virus man, you wont find me under all this sand.
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"Who's the man hidin in the sand?
long beard man ruler of the taliban.
damn gotta big bomb
damn. I gotta big bomb.
duh duh duh duh duh duh
duh duh duh duh duh duh
It's strapped to my big dong
I come from a cave
a young virgin as my slave
hell no, I don't shave!
I keep it grimy, man.
So my hair stays greasy and shiny, man.
Who's the man hidin in the sand?
long haired man, ruler of the taliban.
Where I go nobody knows.
Hidin in the sand with my hoes.
Cave to cave, you cannot deny.
I'm grimy, and I've got mad alibis.
Rich as a bitch, and my boys don't snitch.
We're spreadin fast, like a PC glitch.
Who's the man hidin in the sand?
Long bearded man, ruler of the taliban.
Damn I gotta big bomb, damn I gotta big bomb.
To all son of taliban, I say stick to my master plan...
while I hide out and play in the sand.
I'm grimy man.
Ruler of the taliban.
Yeah yeah.
I'm grimy man.
Ruler of the taliban.
I keep the plan...
hidden in my pants, man.
Near the bomb strapped to my dong.
Close to the sand with a virgin in each hand.
One eye on the Koran, the other eye on the master plan.
I'm rich, deal with it, bitch!
I'm like a virus man, you wont find me under all this sand.
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