Flight safety is no laughing matter.
- July 28, 2015
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Flight Attendant- Fran Gillespie
Andy- Matt Newell
Allison- Madeline Walter
Directors & Editors- Jack Bishop & Justin Nijm
Producer- Brianne Trosie
Writer- Fran Gillespie
Coordinator- Libby de Leon
DP- Barry Elmore
1st AC- Devon Hoff-Weekes
Gaffer- Cody Jacobs
Swing- Harrison Hudson
Key Grip- Phil Jackson
H&MU- Krista Jee Baxter
Wardrobe- Alyssa Tull
Production Designer- Ashley Swanson
Sound- Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
Key PA- David Ferrier
PA- Brogan Moriarty
PA- Kendra Steinmetz
PA- Gabe Soloman
July 28, 2015
Fran Gillespie: Thank you, thank you.
Ok, and last but not least, there's absolutely no smoking on this flight,
unless you got an extra one for me.
I ain't talking about tobacco, ok.
Just kidding. Just kidding.
Thank you, thank you. I work for tips.
No, but seriously just give me the tips already.
Matt Newell: A little bumpy huh?
Madeline Walter: Yeah. I'm sure it's nothing. I'm sure it's just like a thick
patch of clouds.
> Yeah, I've heard of that. Makes sense.
(Male Voice): Attention passengers, we are experiencing some turbulence.
Please buckle up, and stay in your seats.
> W-what should we do?
> I don't know.
The flight attendant was so fucking funny, I can't remember any of the
> It's probably not that serious though, right?
> Yeah, but we should still put on our seat belts.
> Ok, you're right.
It doesn't go there Allison.
> Well, I don't remember.
She never showed us how they buckle. She was just pretending they were snakes...
(Male Voice): Guys, it looks like we're heading through a storm here.
Please, stay seated, and we'll update you whenever we know anything.
> I can't believe we are on the fucking emergency exit row.
Do you know how to open that door?
> I don't remember how to open them. All I remember is the flight attendant
pointing at the wing, and yelling...
Why was she trying so hard to be funny? Maybe we should just twist that
nob and kick it.
> I don't think you've
ever open a door by kicking at it Allison.
> Not every person knows how to open a door.
> Everyone knows how to open a door.
> Such a fucking know it all.
> Didn't she say something about
these are the doors that I use when I fly out with my mother-in-law?
> Bon voyage.
No jury would convict me.
> Just relax.
> You relax. I'm relaxing.
> Shut up and fucking relax.
> Shut up.
> Oh my god, this plane is going to crash.
> Just relax.
> We need to find the manual.
> Don't you remember?
The flight attendant made us rip up the manuals like a dead poets society.
You still in the seat...hit your head.
> This man is pulling a yellow blanket out of a hole.
I don't want to die with you.
> Fuck you.
This is it. Here.
> No, yours first remember.
The flight attendant waited for a baby to put the mask on her, and it never happened.
> I'm waiting.
I think he just pooped.
> It was the funniest moment of the entire thing.
> You're right, you're right.
(Male Voice): Passengers, brace yourself for impact.
> Andy I love you.
> I love you Allison.
(Flight Attendant): Ladies and gentleman, this is your
flight attendant speaking. We gotcha.
(Male Voice): Sorry, guys but I couldn't resist.
> That was a...
Well, this guy pee'd his panties.
> Excuse me, this dude is dead.