Patton Oswalt for Poet Laureate

Current Poet Laureate Kay Ryan had better watch out if she doesn't want to be shot with a neck laser.

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Patton Oswalt

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Description: Current Poet Laureate Kay Ryan had better watch out if she doesn't want to be shot with a neck laser.

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