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Published December 04, 2009 180k views Immortal More Info ยป
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Additional Credits:
Dave Foley
Bruce McCulloch
Kevin McDonald
Mark McKinney
Scott Thompson
3,693 Funny Votes
556 Die Votes
180,487 Views
Published December 04, 2009

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(elevator music)

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Dark haired man: I guess hell froze over.

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They're back.

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(upbeat music)

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Man in orange shirt: Hi, I'm
Larry Bowman, mayor of Shuckton.

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When you think of Shuckton,
what comes to mind?

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Probably nothing.

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We're not that well known.

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We're just a small town with a big heart.

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Blond woman: (screams)

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Dark haired woman: (screams)

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Boy in orange shirt: (screams)

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Blond woman: (screams)

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Dark haired woman: (screams)

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(sound of thunder)

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(upbeat music)

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Blond woman: This is Heather
Weather with breaking news.

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Mayor Bowman, who was
discovered this morning

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with his lifeless head
stuck into his own mailbox.

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But, as a trained
meteorologist, I can tell you

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that he was discovered under
partially cloudy skies.

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Tall man: Confess.

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Long haired man: No!

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Dark haired man: Oww!

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Bald man: Have any of you children
ever seen a dead body before?

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What am I missing in this town?

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Tall man: The hard part
about solving a crime,

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is that it looks like it
could have been anyone.

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(upbeat music)

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Dark haired woman: Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh.

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(sound of gun shooting)

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(sound of flute playing)

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Blond woman: Suck on! Suck on!

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Dark haired man: Yeah, not
just some blood gargling sicko

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who had a bad childhood and
it still holding a grudge,

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but anybody.

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Blond man: How am I going
to figure out this murder

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without some field work.

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Use your head.

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Dark blond woman:
Sometimes I forget things.

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I call it the fuzzies.

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Dark haired man: This little
tiny hick town sure does stink.

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Whoa, what a shit hole!

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(laughter)

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(whistling)

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