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Space Spring Break #5
Published March 16, 2014 25k views More Info »
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Published March 16, 2014

CAPTAIN I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY I HAVE TO GO DOWN THERE.
(CAPT.): I'D LOVE TO BE DOWN THERE
WITH YOU MAN, BUT
A CAPTAIN NEVER LEAVES HIS SHIP.
PLUS, PARTY BOT'S GOING TO NEED
YOUR HELP UNLOADING ALL THAT SWAG.
PARTY.
(SHAVES): AND RESCUE THE STRANDED
LONG HAUL TRUCKER RIGHT?
SURE.
HEY, PLUS UH, I THINK MRS. SPACE
BEER WILL BE IMPRESSED BY YOUR HEROISM.
(SHAVES): REALLY?
OH FOR SURE.
(SHAVES): TAKING OFF.
(CAPT.): TAKING OFF.
(SHAVES): ENTERING ATMOSPHERE.
(CAPT.): ENTERING ATMOSPHERE.
WE'RE CLOSING IN ON THE SIGNAL.
WE'RE CLOSING IN ON THE--
WE'RE COMING IN FOR A LANDING.
(CAPT.): COMING IN FOR A--
CAPTAIN, I'M NOT SEEING A CRASHED SHIP.
SHAVER, DON'T BE SUCH A PUSS DUDE.
GET OUT, AND TAKE AS STROLL MAN.
IT'S GOT TO BE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.
(eagle cry)
(eagle cry)
(SHAVES): I'M NOT SEEING ANYTHING CAPTAIN.
HEY, THAT THING WORK ON TEETH? PFF...
(eagle cry)
FREEZE!
ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE.
PARTY.
(eagle cry)

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