Long Haired Businessmen - Conference Call
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- August 17, 2017
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August 17, 2017
->Well, let me explain, I think, yeah ...Are you talking hardware or the ...I just can't, it's not,
I can't, it's frozen.
->That might be more of an IT ...Yeah, I think you
should run it up to IT.
->Is this IT, are you IT?Ask for their identification.What's your PIN number?Feed it to me.Sorry can you repeat that,Um, coming back zeros, nothing.Ya know what, that's
great, I'm gonna call you,
thank you, I'll call you back.
I'm not sure who I was talking to but,
they were not helpful.
I did want to talk to you guys
about the fourth quarter
numbers coming out of Tulsa.
->Now you've got my interest.I don't know, I think, I think it's ...Right, and it's only just a feeling.So you've seen improved performanceWhat I've been seeing, now just ...Now that's interesting,
because you have a small machine.
And I'm just wondering why
my machine isn't working
and yours is and it's smaller.
I feel like there's
less brain power there.
->You think that, but actually
I'm completely mobile.
So I can bring this from
one device to another device
and pair it, I can pair the device,
I can three-pete the device.
->Let me ask you this,Nobody ask my wife about that.Oh boy.To wives.Are we saying that
we have small penises?
->That wasn't my intention.I was thinking, this thing
is giving me so many issues.
Maybe I should just downgrade.
Not to say it's a downgrade,
but it seems like cause it's smaller.
->I'll stop you there, it is an upgrade.I feel like smaller
is usually a downgrade.
->Well, smaller is
better in this instance.
->So right here,No, this is just uh ...Go up to select Bluetooth preferences.Uh, how do I do that?Check uh,I wanted to ask.These old machines, you know usually,There should be a cancel button.What I'm looking at is,
I'm getting a blue ...
I'm getting a blue screen
here, this is what I'm seeing.
->The screen's definitely
gonna have a blue tint,
that's how you know it's a healthy screen.
->See I feel like it's not ...So maybe it's actually, it is working.You know what this is?Excel?Yeah, I think I might
have Excel running.
->No, if you're running Excel,Is that possibly the problem,
we're all running Excel?
->Oh do you need to spray the screenIs this ...Now go ahead and click okay.Send report.Okay.I thought this might
help, but it didn't.
->So you sent the--You know, Seth, just
cause you brought up Tulsa.
I have been,
I was able to find the file,
the original file.
Did you know that Stan was on this before?
->That's new information to me.Yeah, old Stan was on this.Oh this is old Stan.Now this is an old account.So you're talking about the older man?The older man Stan.See this is chicken scratch.I did want to bring that up
because I'm not sure why ...
Why are we hiring people who
are new in their seventies?
->I mean if he's gonna get
the shakes every time we ...
->That's the job market right now.Well where ha--There's a guy pissing.Did you see his hog?I didn't see his hog.Did he not pull it out?No he didn't, and I don't thinkOh okay.He definitely faked me
out because it was like
almost his full hog was out.
->He's preparing,Yeah, all respect to the military.The troops.Our troops are real heroes.Did you serve?Um I didn't, I had the
opportunity and I turned it down.
They wanted me, but,
I decided the business life
is what I'm good at and what I like to do
and my wife said no, so.
->I signed up, I did sign
up when I was young ...
Younger man, won't say what year.
But there was some sort of pay,
apparently something got
processed wrong in the paperwork,
so I just said,
look this is above my pay grade, so...
I think they said, I,
maybe I wrote that I had one
eye or something, you know.
->I know Stan served multiple tours.Old Stan?Old Stan or the new old?I believe both Stans are veterans.Interesting.Yeah.I...Sure.For him to take the lead on.Definitely, I just
thought I'd float the idea.
->Sure, yeah, maybe run
that by David, though,
cause I think he would
have some opinions on that.
->I'll see if I can run that by David.Hey, hey what's going on?
Yeah it's Seth.
->I don't want to lose out ...Is Toliver there?Who's that?Who is it?
->Toliver.Is that big Tol?Yeah no, guys is big Tol over there?Is it Tol or Tal?I always thought it was Taliver.Is it tall Oliver, so Toliver?Oh.Is the tall Oliver there?Tall?Tall, you there?I tried to put him on speaker.Yeah, Tall, we just
actually, is he there?
->Toliver?I might've lost him.Do we know if it's Toliver
or Oliver, who's tall?
->I think it might be Oliver who's tall.I'd love to get a drink with himIf we can talk, yeah,I want to get it out
of the office with him.
->I'd love to get a
couple drinks in him too.
->So I actually have a solution
for ya, if I could just ...
->Yeah, yeah, I need your eyes on there.One thing ...Go ahead and ...Let me actually, um,UhuhSee I'm looking at it upside down now.Here is what I was thinking,So you fed the bug?Yeah, that's ...So I have a bug?I think you do, you have a virus.And you're feeding it?Yeah, that's what, um,Hit okay.Actually let me stand over there.You know what, you guys,
I'll just take your spot
for a bit, cause I need just
kinda a breath of fresh air.
->Yeah, I'll actually,
if you wanted to climb.
->Do you want me to sit?If you wanted to climb in,
you can go ahead and climb in.
Then maybe I'll jump in, if we have, um..
->I don't want to toot
his horn too loudly here,
but if just between us, I do think Ed
has a certain history
of sort of unfairly favoring
those with larger machines.
->I don't want to pull the
rug out from under Ed, but,
we should talk to him about that.
Because I am on my mobile device
up to 3 hours a day.
->Has he been ghosting you?Um...It sounded like a haunted..Is that some sorta like...He's not that old, so ...No no, I mean like ...His wife is dead.Is that what you mean, his
wife's ghost is haunting us?
->I haven't seen any ghosts, but.No, no, no. I, uh,His dead wife's ghost?That would be more of
a David question, though.
If we did have a ghost, that would be ...
->That would explain a lot
of what's going on here
is someone's dead wife's ghost.
->Has he been responding to your emails?No, he never responds.I think he's ghosting you.Do you mind if I jump on that?Maybe if I could just...Yeah if you find anything
on there about Ed ghosting me,
if you could just send that
over here to Seth's machine,
I'll be able to see it
here once I'm able ...
->Now is there a track pad
on this? Or do you just...
->Um, No you--See, I lost it.It's more of an intuitive device.If I can actually jump on ...I have to fill out, um,I might just jump on here real quick.It's definitely not a ghost.I'm afraid