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Spitzer for Emperors Club VIP

An ad for the controversial Emperors Club VIP - Staten Island's premiere escort service.

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Added about 1 year ago

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Favorited by 65 users

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Categories: Not Safe For Work Sketch Politics

Keywords: eliot spitzer emperors club vip prostitution hookers sex ring scandal politics new york bernard kerik

Credits: Starring Eliot Spitzer. Bernard Kerik. Former Mayor of NYC. And the ladies of Emperors Club VIP.

Comments (73)

Comment:

lisquidsnake

Good stuff. "We're gonna do it all my thtuffed animals" incredible

posted about 2 months ago

aedansmom

aedansmom

I prefer a meatball sub, thanks anyway!

posted about 3 months ago

merppanda

merppanda

Ah, Staten Island, my hometown. XD

posted about 4 months ago

CrashCam Films

here's a hooker conundrum: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/eab47df68d

posted about 9 months ago

Mydnyte

Mydnyte

That’s why I live in California…the cheese. I give it 2 thumbs up your asses.

posted about 10 months ago

masterforce

Oh snap!

posted about 11 months ago

Abbi_Marie

Abbi_Marie

i love adam mckay

posted about 11 months ago

Bellini

Bellini

excellent!

posted about 12 months ago

TheMisterEexperience

haha thumbs up-my ass

posted about 1 year ago

theretributioners

theretributi...

Eric and I watched this video three more times last night. So friggin’ funny! Those are some of the best written lines, EVER!

posted about 1 year ago

erinrosefoley

Who cares?! Shove it in with your thumb!

posted about 1 year ago

Amy4Birds

Amy4Birds

Classy!

posted about 1 year ago

jilla

jilla

The pics of the foods sells it! Oh yeah…...

posted about 1 year ago

oakridge08

oakridge08

i have a degee in fuckology…

posted about 1 year ago

easilydissolved

easilydissolved

I just want the chicken parmhero, but I’ll take the handjob anyway.

posted about 1 year ago

Onscreen_Chemistry

Was that 6-pack chick the same one from the TWA sketch?

posted about 1 year ago

Funnebone

Funnebone

That blond wig chick is hot…all that thumb in ass talk just made me tingle

posted about 1 year ago

Coolsam

Coolsam

Looks classy! It’s where class meets ass!

posted about 1 year ago

jtruble

jtruble

I kinda like it.

posted about 1 year ago

stepdads

stepdads

uhhh, good idea? maybe?

posted about 1 year ago

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