Sons of Anarchy actor Kim Coates (aka Tig Trager) has a message for millennials... more »
Published April 17, 2016 230k views More Info »
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Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Director- Bryan Madole
Writer- Jon Millstein
Producer- Libby de Leon
DP- Matt Sweeney
Editor- Marty Cramer
1st AC- Michael Lincoln
Gaffer- Jenn Cohen
Swing- Brock Kingsland, Joe Jackson
Sound Mixer- Gopal Bindari
HMU- Erin Blinn
Art Director- Heather Droulliard
Art Ast- Keiran Harriman
Gaffer- Jenn Cohen
PA's- Glenn Fellman, John Hume
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Transcript

Camera Assistant: One apple
take one. Mark.
Director: Jefe, can we do this now?
♪ [music] ♪
Kim Coates: You know
what I like?
Kim Coates: I like dry air
hitting my face.
Kim Coates: The smell of burnt rubber
coming off my hog's tire.
Kim Coates: And speed, baby.
Real speed.
Kim Coates: You know what
I don't like?
Kim Coates: I don't like the
damn internet.
♪ [music] ♪
Kim Coates: Everyday it's
Kim Coates: tweet tweet tweet
tweet tweet
Kim Coates: How about you honk your hog's
horn at the soccer mom
Kim Coates: when you tell her you're
coming into the fast lane?
[horn sounded]
Kim Coates: That is the original tweet.
Kim Coates: Youtube.
Kim Coates: Vimeo.
Kim Coates: Daily Motion.
Kim Coates: Try telling that to
my pal Bone Crusher.
Kim Coates: He'll show you
some Daily Motion,
Kim Coates: like your jaw
hitting the bar,
Kim Coates: and your body
hitting the floor,
Kim Coates: and the nurse showing
you the door.
Kim Coates: So you millennials
think I'm not cool.
Kim Coates: Really?
Kim Coates: This isn't cool enough
for you Generation Y?
Kim Coates: See how brave I am?
Kim Coates: Or are you geeks to busy on
your iPads to even notice?
Kim Coates: Why don't you take your
fingers off the pad,
Kim Coates: and put your
fingers on a bike.
Kim Coates: Pardon my French,
but what is a meme?
Kim Coates: Is it text and pictures, really?
Kim Coates: You know when you're riding,
the only text that matters
Kim Coates: is a sign that says
Pissing Hole, 5 miles.
Kim Coates: And the only pictures that
matter are pictures of bikes
Kim Coates: on a wall in a bar,
Kim Coates: with biker babes.
Kim Coates: Someone should take a
picture of me and my hog
Kim Coates: and put it on the internet,
and just show all
Kim Coates: these geeks what
they're missing.
Kim Coates: Look at this.
Kim Coates: My ol' lady,
Kim Coates: she'll take this into a
pharmacy, and these
Kim Coates: pictures will be done in
almost less than a day.
[snaps]
Kim Coates: You know, I'm going to be
honest with you youngsters,
Kim Coates: for a guy my age, I'm really
good about navigating the internet,
Kim Coates: but I'm even better at
riding' this frickin' bike.
Kim Coates: God dang it!
Kim Coates: I hate the internet.
[his motorcycle isn't cranking]
Kim Coates: I got it.
Kim Coates: Yeah, I'm good.
Kim Coates: Just down the hill.
Kim Coates: I'll get it.

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