HOLA, mi nombre es Jessy! por favor, ¿cómo está usted! Espero que estés bien y en perfecto estado de health.I fue a través de su perfil al día en el (www.funnyordie.com) i leer y tomó intersest en ella, por favor, si no le importa me gustaría que me escriban a este correo electrónico ( jessy_b24u@yahoo.co.uk) Espero saber de ti pronto, y yo seré la espera de s... more >
HOLA, mi nombre es Jessy! por favor, ¿cómo está usted! Espero que estés bien y en perfecto estado de health.I fue a través de su perfil al día en el (www.funnyordie.com) i leer y tomó intersest en ella, por favor, si no le importa me gustaría que me escriban a este correo electrónico ( jessy_b24u@yahoo.co.uk) Espero saber de ti pronto, y yo seré la espera de su correo, porque tengo Algo muy importante que decirte. Mucho amor sin importar la distancia o el color es el amor lo maters así que compartir el amor juntos Estoy a la espera de su respuesta a mi casilla de correo le enviaré mi foto en el siguiente correo electrónico gracias al que te amo Jessy! para un buen amigo, no del mal. No, no me escriben en el sitio, por favor escribir a mi correo (jessy_b24u@yahoo.co.uk .................................................................................................................................................................................... HELLO my name is Jessy! please how are you! hope you are fine and in perfect condition of health.I went through your profile to day on(www.funnyordie.com) i read it and took intersest in it,please if you don't mind i will like you to write me on this email(jessy_b24u@yahoo.co.uk) i hope to hear from you soon,and I will be waiting for your mail,because i have something VERY important to tell you. Lots of love no mater the distance or colour what maters is love so let share love together i am waiting for your reply to my mail box i will send you my picture in next mail thanks from the one who love you Jessy! friend for good not of evil. don,t write me on site please write on my mail this (jessy_b24u@yahoo.co.uk
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favour_aza@yahoo.com Kind regards, I am Favour,tall,slim,fair,and a very good looking girl that loves travelling and dancing, a student,that loves to be loved,kindly permit my contacting you through this medium I am compelled to contact you via this medium for obvious reasons which you will understand when we discuss details of my proposition.Pls i will like you to reply to me through favour_aza@yahoo.com so that we will know each other very well,i am looking forward to your positive confirmation to enable us have an important discussion the we will start from there which will include my introduction,i will send my pics later. Thanks and God bless, Favour.
Yeah Jon, you got a true fan here in Atlanta, Georgia, USA….that’s in the South for us here in the U.S., but I’m not a redneck (people from the South) I was born up North, ey? in Wisconsin. Keep on rockin’ dude, looking forward to another installment.
Jon Lajoie, reminds me on the TV show Scrubs. The Humour he has is pretty much the same. I think this is a compliment, but maybe he doesen´nt like them and now he hates me or something. Damn I ruined everything. Now I go and kill myself, I hope you are happy now! MfG FLO :-D
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He gets away with the break up every guy wishes they could
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Kind regards, I am Favour,tall,slim,fair,and a very good looking girl that loves travelling and dancing, a student,that loves to be loved,kindly permit my contacting you through this medium I am compelled to contact you via this medium for obvious reasons which you will understand when we discuss details of my proposition.Pls i will like ... more >
"I'm the one... that feels like he can be doing much better." That's how you do it! Let her off easy, bro.
"Gump dump" (v) assuaging a girl you're dumping with trite cliches like "life is like a box of chocolates" and then running 1,000 miles in the other direction. See also http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1ecff15a32/brocabulary-101-from-brocabulary
lol he's so sensitive
Yaaaaaasshole! perfectly portrayed! LOL!
Yeah Jon, you got a true fan here in Atlanta, Georgia, USA….that’s in the South for us here in the U.S., but I’m not a redneck (people from the South) I was born up North, ey? in Wisconsin. Keep on rockin’ dude, looking forward to another installment.
So funny, its unbelievable!
I would still date you. You’re AWESOME!!!
haha, he was totally humming “Inna Gadda Da Vidda”!!!
Hilarious Hilarious florian
Jon Lajoie, reminds me on the TV show Scrubs. The Humour he has is pretty much the same. I think this is a compliment, but maybe he doesen´nt like them and now he hates me or something. Damn I ruined everything. Now I go and kill myself, I hope you are happy now! MfG FLO :-D
LOLOL…. too funny.. American lingo for… LOLOL…too funny..
“We can be silent friends” -ROTFL!!!!
oh no, too long … i am not watching anymore … i need to pee (American lingo for urinate)
Mirrors every shmuck I’ve ever dated lol. Hilarious dude, as per usual.
lmao. right on.
I need more silent friends. This is great.
Hey Jon,
You speak Montreal English! In the rest of the anglo world people say 9 “out of” 10…
Don’t forget to pass by the dep on the autoroute!
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