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spoof ad for the Law Offices of Your Name Here
Published June 30, 2010 220 views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Jennifer Mangan, actress/writer, producer
Phillipe Bergeron, actor
Doug Miller, actor
EVELYN EVENINGSTAR
Hi. I’m Evelyn Eveningstar. You probably recognize me from all those Lifetime movies where women needed a lawyer to stop their deranged ex-husbands from stalking and killing them. I’m here today to tell you that you—yes, you! can pretend to have a law practice, and advertise right on the internet. Send $59.95 and you’ll receive a commercial, with your name edited in, so it looks like you too can practice law and win cases.

Choose from such winning testimonials as:

THE THIEF
“JOHN JOHNSON” (name in subtitles): Thanks to YOUR NAME HERE, I was able to make bail and be back at work the next day!

THE STARLET
Thanks to YOUR NAME HERE, my private sex tape gained maximum exposure. And then my career really took off!

THE FOREIGNER
RASKN J. QWEFENZ (name in subtitles): Right, you see, I thought I’d have to leave the country when my green card expired. But with YOUR NAME HERE, I was able to dodge the police and get a job as a drug courier for a major cartel.

INT. LAW OFFICE – DAY

EVELYN EVENINGSTAR
All this can be yours! Call 1-800-YOUR NAME HERE or look us up on the web www.iwannabealawyerbutnotgotolawschool.com
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