Amazing Morgan Freeman Impression (plus three others)
Comedian/voice actor, Josh Robert Thompson ("Late Late Show," "Austrian Death Machine") does some of his most popular celebrity impressions.
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Comedian/voice actor, Josh Robert Thompson ("Late Late Show," "Austrian Death Machine") does some of his most popular celebrity impressions.
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Four Impressions
Performed & Totally Improvised
By Voice Actor and Comedian
Josh Robert Thompson
The shot cuts to Josh Robert Thompson standing in front of a completely white background.
Josh Robert Thompson: Hi. I'm Josh Robert Thompson and I'm a voice actor. Now, you may have heart my voice before on the Howard Stern Show as Fake Arnold Schwarzenegger or you might even have seen me on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Today, I'm going to give an example of some of the voices I can do. (switches over to an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice) Sometimes you might here me talking like Arnold Schwarzenegger. A lot of people think that when you talk like Arnold you have to go...
Makes several inarticulate groaning noises.
Josh Robert Thompson: Well you idiot, Arnold doesn't talk like that. That's not an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression, that's a medical condition. Ha, ha, ha. Exactly. Maria! Where the hell are my stogies!
The shot cuts to Josh Robert Thompson wrinkling his forehead and speaking like Robert De Niro.
Josh Robert Thompson: And, um, maybe I'll talk like this. You know, I look like, I look like maybe I just ate a lemon or something, you know. I got bad gas, huh. You talking to me, huh. I'll break your legs. I'll break your legs, put them back together and break them again. Ha ha ha. (switches over to a Sylvester Stallone voice) Yo, a lot of people ask me, 'Hey, Sly, you're like sixty-some years old. I mean, how were you able to, you know, do that new Rambo movie?' It's two things. Number one, you gotta believe in yourself. It's very important. Number two, take a lot of steroids. (switches over to a Morgan Freeman voice) And sometimes, I might bring my voice down like this and oh, I'll start to talk like Morgan Freeman. And Morgan will talk like that and, oh, he could talk about anything, really, and and make it an interesting topic. I could talk about this carpet, for example. Oh, that carpet, the way it goes from wall to wall, just doing what it does. Multiple colors and I walk on you, sweet carpet. You keep my feet padded when they're bare and, oh, I might stain you from time to time, but, oh that's all right. You'll always be a carpet to me.
The shot cuts to Josh Robert Thompson carrying a pen and with a fake mole similar to Robert De Niro's on his cheek.
Josh Robert Thompson: Alright, are we done here? This is ridiculous. Where's my agent? I don't want to do this bullshit.
Four Impressions
Performed & Totally Improvised
By Voice Actor and Comedian
Josh Robert Thompson
The shot cuts to Josh Robert Thompson standing in front of a completely white background.
Josh Robert Thompson: Hi. I'm Josh Robert Thompson and I'm a voice actor. Now, you may have heart my voice before on the Howard Stern Show as Fake Arnold Schwarzenegger or you might even have seen me on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Today, I'm going to give an example of some of the voices I can do. (switches over to an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice) Sometimes you might here me talking like Arnold Schwarzenegger. A lot of people think that when you talk like Arnold you have to go...
Makes several inarticulate groaning noises.
Josh Robert Thompson: Well you idiot, Arnold doesn't talk like that. That's not an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression, that's a medical condition. Ha, ha, ha. Exactly. Maria! Where the hell are my stogies!
The shot cuts to Josh Robert Thompson wrinkling his forehead and speaking like Robert De Niro.
Josh Robert Thompson: And, um, maybe I'll talk like this. You know, I look like, I look like maybe I just ate a lemon or something, you know. I got bad gas, huh. You talking to me, huh. I'll break your legs. I'll break your legs, put them back together and break them again. Ha ha ha. (switches over to a Sylvester Stallone voice) Yo, a lot of people ask me, 'Hey, Sly, you're like sixty-some years old. I mean, how were you able to, you know, do that new Rambo movie?' It's two things. Number one, you gotta believe in yourself. It's very important. Number two, take a lot of steroids. (switches over to a Morgan Freeman voice) And sometimes, I might bring my voice down like this and oh, I'll start to talk like Morgan Freeman. And Morgan will talk like that and, oh, he could talk about anything, really, and and make it an interesting topic. I could talk about this carpet, for example. Oh, that carpet, the way it goes from wall to wall, just doing what it does. Multiple colors and I walk on you, sweet carpet. You keep my feet padded when they're bare and, oh, I might stain you from time to time, but, oh that's all right. You'll always be a carpet to me.
The shot cuts to Josh Robert Thompson carrying a pen and with a fake mole similar to Robert De Niro's on his cheek.
Josh Robert Thompson: Alright, are we done here? This is ridiculous. Where's my agent? I don't want to do this bullshit.
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