love it

ill join ur sex religion!

dude i totally get your message

So, Happy Holidays to everyone! Except for abusive husbands and sex offenders...Luv ya Jon!!!

Yea! Santa gave me exactly what I wanted for Christmas. Thank you, thank you! I love it so very much I just can't get enough of that Big Jon and his funny songs. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, to everyone! :)

Sorry, I can't think of anything witty to say either.
And Happy Holidays.

J Lajoie rocks, no question about it....
Jews, and some of the brown ones...rofl

This man is a comedic genius. Fan for life. Check out all of his stuff.

I like it, funny! I would've changed the ending - after you said "happy holidays except for abusive husbands and sex offenders" and then after your pause, I wanted you to try to smile painfully. And then end the piece there on the pain-smile, take out the boobie song.

hahaha hilarious