I’m lizzy the lezzy and Christmas is here

I’m lizzy the lezzy so let’s shout and cheer!

I’m lizzy the lezzy, hope Santa brings me

I’m lizzy the lezzy, a Christmas pussy 

Hello. I’m lizzy the lezzy and it's Christmas, when we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, or as my mum calls him, Jesus Christ all bloody mighty.

Anyway, like Jesus, I'm Jewish, which means I'm not actually supposed to celebrate Christmas, but fuck it, everyone else is, and so I've decided to prepare a little Christmas song for you all.

lizzy the hairy lezzy

Had a very hairy muff  na na na na na

And if you ever saw it,

you would even say it's rough na na na na na

All of the other lezzies

used to laugh and call her names na na na na na

They never let poor lizzy,

join in any lezzy games.  

Then one foggy Christmas eve

Santa came to say

Lizzy with your muff so long

Wont you drag my sleigh along?

Then how the lezzies loved her

And they grew their muffs long too, they shouted out

Lizzy the hairy lezzy, let me go down on you!

Hehe hope I do get a Christmas muff munch. hmmm. Maybe I should shave my muff after all.

We wish you a merry muff munch,

we wish you a merry muff munch,

we wish you a merry muff munch,

on a nice shaven muff!  

Merry Christmas everybody!