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I’m
lizzy the lezzy and Christmas is here



I’m
lizzy the lezzy so let’s shout and cheer!



I’m
lizzy the lezzy, hope Santa brings me



I’m
lizzy the lezzy, a Christmas pussy 



 



Hello.
I’m lizzy the lezzy and it's Christmas, when we celebrate the birth of Jesus
Christ, or as my mum calls him, Jesus Christ all bloody mighty.



 



Anyway,
like Jesus, I'm Jewish, which means I'm not actually supposed to celebrate
Christmas, but fuck it, everyone else is, and so I've decided to prepare a
little Christmas song for you all.



 



lizzy
the hairy lezzy



Had a
very hairy muff  na na na na na



And if
you ever saw it,



you
would even say it's rough na na na na na



All of
the other lezzies



used
to laugh and call her names na na na na na



They
never let poor lizzy,



join
in any lezzy games.  



Then
one foggy Christmas eve



Santa
came to say



Lizzy
with your muff so long



Wont
you drag my sleigh along?



Then
how the lezzies loved her



And
they grew their muffs long too, they shouted out



Lizzy
the hairy lezzy, let me go down on you!



 



Hehe
hope I do get a Christmas muff munch. hmmm. Maybe I should shave my muff afte
all.



 



We
wish you a merry muff munch,



we
wish you a merry muff munch,



we
wish you a merry muff munch,



on a
nice shaven muff!  



 



Merry
Christmas everybody!

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