Lizzy the Lezzy Stand up comedy videos - Funny Christmas Special!
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I’m
lizzy the lezzy and Christmas is here
I’m
lizzy the lezzy so let’s shout and cheer!
I’m
lizzy the lezzy, hope Santa brings me
I’m
lizzy the lezzy, a Christmas pussy
Hello.
I’m lizzy the lezzy and it's Christmas, when we celebrate the birth of Jesus
Christ, or as my mum calls him, Jesus Christ all bloody mighty.
Anyway,
like Jesus, I'm Jewish, which means I'm not actually supposed to celebrate
Christmas, but fuck it, everyone else is, and so I've decided to prepare a
little Christmas song for you all.
lizzy
the hairy lezzy
Had a
very hairy muff na na na na na
And if
you ever saw it,
you
would even say it's rough na na na na na
All of
the other lezzies
used
to laugh and call her names na na na na na
They
never let poor lizzy,
join
in any lezzy games.
Then
one foggy Christmas eve
Santa
came to say
Lizzy
with your muff so long
Wont
you drag my sleigh along?
Then
how the lezzies loved her
And
they grew their muffs long too, they shouted out
Lizzy
the hairy lezzy, let me go down on you!
Hehe
hope I do get a Christmas muff munch. hmmm. Maybe I should shave my muff afte
all.
We
wish you a merry muff munch,
we
wish you a merry muff munch,
we
wish you a merry muff munch,
on a
nice shaven muff!
Merry
Christmas everybody!
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