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How Jesse Eisenberg landed the role of Superman's nemesis in Batman vs. Superman.
Published February 04, 2014 120k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Featuring Scott Gairdner as Jesse Eisenberg
Spiritual Advisors: Brad Schulz & Danny Jelinek
Producer: Matt Mazany
Sound: Ryan Kaiser
Makeup: Chris Mills

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HI, IS THIS GOOD?

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UH, HI, MY NAME IS JESSE EISENBERG.

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UH, I'M AUDITIONING FOR THE ROLE OF LEX LUTHOR

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IN SUPERMAN VS. BATMAN.

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SUPERMAN.

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HELLO.

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IT'S A REAL DISPLEASURE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

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I SEE YOU BOUGHT A FRIEND.

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WHO'S THIS?

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I'M SORRY, BATMAN?

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HELLO, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE THE PUBLISHER

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OF THE DAILY PLANET.

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WELL I'VE GOT TOMORROW'S HEADLINE FOR YOU.

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LEX LUTHOR KILLS SUPERMAN.

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PRINT IT UP.

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IF YOU WERE THE INVENTOR OF LEX CORP.

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YOU WOULD HAVE INVENTED LEX CORP.

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THIS IS ME BURROWING INTO SUPERMAN

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WITH MY LASER VISION.

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BACKGROUND VOICE: OH, HE DOESN'T HAVE LASER VISION.

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UM, REALLY QUICK, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I AM

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WILLING TO APPEAR IN THIS FILM, BUT NOT THE

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DETRIMENT OF THE NOW YOU SEE ME FRANCHISE.

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WE'RE WORKING ON THE SEQUEL RIGHT NOW, AND IT'S

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GOING TO BE CALLED, NOW TWO SEE ME.

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WITH A NUMBER 2.

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I KNOW, I'M CORNERED.

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IT'S A GOOD THING I HAVE LASER HANDS.

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BACKGROUND VOICE: YOU DON'T, YOU DON'T HAVE THAT.

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BATMAN, SUPERMAN, GET IN THE CAGE.

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IT'S TIME TO FIGHT.

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LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.

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LOIS I'M HERE TO STEAL YOU AWAY FROM SUPERMAN.

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I'M HEAR TO SEDUCE YOU.

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THIS FEELS SO GOOD.

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IT MIGHT FEEL SO WRONG TO YOU, BUT IT FEEL SO

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RIGHT TO ME.

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ALRIGHT BATMAN, YOU ASKED FOR IT.

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POW.

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AND THEN RUN AROUND HERE, AT THIS POINT IN THE FRAME

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YOU WOULD WANT TO PUT IN THE "POW"?

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BACKGROUND VOICE: LIKE ON THE TELEVISION SHOW?

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YEAH, YEAH.

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EXACTLY. YEAH.

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BACKGROUND VOICE: WE'RE NOT UM, I THINK WE'RE GOING TO BE AWAY

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FROM THAT KIND OF STYLE FOR THE MOVIE.

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REALLY?

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AND THEN JUST NOTHING.

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SO NOTHING WILL BE THERE? OKAY.

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OH, BY THE WAY, IF YOU ARE NOW YOU SEE ME FANS, YOU'LL

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BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT MICHAEL CAINE WILL BE REPRISING HIS

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ROLE AS ARTHUR TRESSLER IN THE SEQUEL.

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UH, THE 3RD ONE WILL BE CALLED, EITHER NOW YOU THREE ME, OR

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NOW YOU SEE THREE.

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BACKGROUND VOICE: WOULDN'T YOU JUST CALL A SEQUEL, NOW YOU DON'T?

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I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF PREPARING SOME OTHER VILLAINS.

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IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE MY TAKE ON THOSE.

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BACKGROUND VOICE: UH, OKAY.

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YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIE.

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UHH...

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(LAUGHING)

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WHY ARE YOU BEING SO SERIOUS?

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JUST KIDDING IT'S ME LEX.

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SO THERE YOU GO.

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I CAN DO TRICKS LIKE THAT.

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CAN I TAKE THIS OFF?

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IT'S UNBELIEVABLY UNCOMFORTABLE.

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BACKGROUND VOICE: UM, YEAH, IT'S YOUR BALD CAP

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OWW...

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OWW, GOD.

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OH, IT'S RIPPING MY SKIN.

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THIS IS TERRIBLE.

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I CAN'T BREATHE, I CAN'T BREATHE.

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CAN SOMEBODY, WOULD ONE OF YOU GUYS HELP ME, PLEASE?

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THIS IS TORTURE.

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THIS IS PART OF THE JOB I HATE.

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JESSE: IN NOW YOU SEE ME, WE'RE CERTAINLY PLANNING ON DOING A LOT

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OF THE BIG HITS AGAIN.

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YOU KNOW, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE DAVIE FRANCO

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DO A CAR CHASE AGAIN, AND WE'RE, DEFINITELY GOING

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TO HAVE ISLA FISHER IN THE FLOATING BALLS, SO.

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