We help men have handsome faces, stylish hair, clean anuses and majestically smooth balls.

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Gentleman
I'm Chris, Founder of The Primp Club
What is the Primp Club?
Well
We help men have handsome faces, stylish hair, clean anuses, and majestically smooth balls
What's up
We create these miracles by providing high quality skincare and grooming products that belong in every guys bathroom
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Does all this men's beauty talk make you feel uncomfortable?
We believe, however you role, it's in every guys best interest to look his best
For the price of a drink
We'll ship you everything you need for your face, body and hai
So unless you enjoy stealing products from your girlfriend
It's time we up our game and graduate from drugstore brands, or sometime nothing at all
Your time is precious
Instead of wasting it searching for products in the cosmetic section
We'll ship you what you need, when you want it
Guy's we all know looks aren't everything
But why hurt your chances
If you want to look your best, we'll take care of the rest
We are The Primp Club .com and it's time to get your primp on.
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