are pouring across our borders,
and destroying our way of life.
They're criminals, and rapists,
and job stealers, and
one type of immigrant is worse
than all the rest,
Just because they're born here
they're magically granted citizenship.
Are you kidding me?
They don't even speak English.
They rely on handouts to survive.
They cry when they don't get
They pee and poop where they please.
They're notoriously lazy taking
4 - 5 naps per day.
They create noise pollution
with their shrieks and rattles.
They terrorize every flight
Their skulls are softer
than normal adult skulls,
and that's just weird.
They leach at the teet of America
while we do
nothing to stop them.
Anchor babies contribute nothing
to this country.
So why do we let them stay?
It's time that we put them
where they belong,
a deportation holding cell in Laredo, Texas.
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Ooh, he's bad.