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Anyway, Sometimes guys ask me what role I play in my relationships. Are you the man or the woman?, they say. Hmm let me see. Do I have a cock? I mean I know I have a little facial hair, but don’t be so fucking stupid. How many times do I have to tell you, there IS NO MAN in a lesbian relationship!

But for some reason, they still seem to think every lesbian needs a good hard dick inside her to change her mind. And we all know its every man’s fantasy to be with two lesbians. “Oh… you’re lesbians. Can I join in then?”. “Oh sure man! let me just get my strap-on on so I can FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!

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leorica26

haha, i dont agree... dont like cocks... i love girls more! well thats bec. im lezzy LOL

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jasonator

are they really two women if one has facial hair?

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