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Published October 27, 2009 770 views More Info ยป
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
30 Dirty Thoughts: Ian Kelk & Oskar Villarreal
Awesome dancing by Cassius Crieghtney and Maria Juliana Assaf
Surly Mouse played by Martin Dolan
Upside Down Bass by Adrian Marquez
42 Funny Votes
12 Die Votes
768 Views
Published October 27, 2009
Hey shawty what's yo numbah?
I got money in the bank
I'm rollin in my pimped out ride
back up dat ass I wanna spank 

I'm checkin' out you checkin' me
I'm gonna get you all alone
and when you naked on the 'flo
we'll down a bottle of patron

Oh goddddddddddd!!!

what the hell where did good taste go?
another talentless hack on the radio
he never learned to sing,
he found his voice in a cereal box

there was once a time when it took more edge
than a weekend course in studio knowledge
when lyrics meant something
and singers didn't sound like androids

let me off this stroller coaster
I'm far too bored with the repeated repetition
can't they find another toy
cuz this one's played out, there's no competition

but in the meantime, I'll throw myself on the wagon

I can't sing, so I'm singing like a douchebag
singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa
I've got no skill so I'm singing like a douchebag
singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa
I think I'm a robot, I think I'm R2D2
singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa
do you believe in singing like a douchebag?
singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa

years ago when I was just a lad
I'd never heard a song with this pathetic fad
they can't hold a note, or carry a tune
in their bravado soaked hands

just like plastic surgery it's reached a peak
where too much tuning has created a freak
where music is synthetic
and singers just sound like assholes

it's not too late to buck the trend
and lose the gimmick that you can't defend
maybe with some vocal coaching
you won't have to pretend

I can't sing, so I'm singing like a douchebag
singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa
I've got no skill so I'm singing like a douchebag
singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa
I think I'm a robot, I think I'm R2D2
singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa
do you believe in singing like a douchebag?
singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa

I want to sing better
but this way I'm artistic and creative
what once was an annoyance
has grown into something we can't forgive

I want to sing better
but this way I'm artistic and creative
what once was an annoyance
I just can't.. can't let live but

I can't sing, so I'm singing like a douchebag
singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa
I've got no skill so I'm singing like a douchebag
singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa
I think I'm a robot, I think I'm R2D2
singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa
do you believe in singing like a douchebag?
singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa
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